My cat's choreography sucks like hello are you even trying

Just realized I'm so comfortable with my sexuality that I actually do come off as pretty gay. Shit, that's pretty counterproductive.

I guess I'll just drink whatever shots my cat doesn't want. what.

"Hope you don't like money!" - Banks

So Niel's dead. Nice going assholes.

just discovered @winoclockdrunk I regret nothing. follow!

You say tomato, I say why are your clothes still on?

@s4r4hf4ce :D yet, I like my men the way I like my avocados. I don't like avocados.

Hey, you like stuff. She also likes stuff. Follow @s4r4hf4ce for all the feels.

Just did that thing where you shave and then a totally smitten, beautiful woman rubs your smooth jaw line except with my cat.

Honestly not enough voyeurs at this McDonalds.

At the Cataclysm midnight launch. For the Whores!