Ikea Musume

Canadian girls that use the power of beaver fur to become magical girls and save the day while being very polite and chopping wood

I just read the best comment I have ever seen: "The internet: not so much a ‘double-edged sword’ as an ‘omnidirectional shit-hose’."

My uguu burns with the intensity of a thousand suns

Whenever I stretch my arms I think of that picture of madoka stretching. "I am so fucking moe right now"

File f = new File("ass.dat");

In the end there's only three sizes in anime: flat, normal and giant

Man what the hell, I wanted to move the mcrib around and now I'm stuck with this

I guess the koreans have *sunglasses* infiltrated the scene

@raphfail Everyone knows capslock makes all your arguments 237% more effective. This is common internet knowledge

Fuck you Japan, Nichijou was good

don't retweet me if you're not a douchenozzle

Whoa the latest sccsavage writes in proper English, I think we need to oshiete to him how I-tachi do things around this basho

And most of the time you can tell the size by the personality

But if I had to decide between insects or snow I would choose snow because snow doesn't secretly conspire to kill you in your sleep

#lessambitiousanime Pants and Socks with Regular Belt

I wonder how long I can keep mispelling picture as precure without my boss noticing

Do you ever think back on a tweet you wrote and say "Man, that tweet was SO good"?

TOMODACHI ZONE

Attention world!! I ate a sandwich, please RT! #sandwichtime