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Chuck Norris is just an actor! I'm not scared of him! If he's that good he'd be here already, slap my face against the keyboarghkwbhr vWujhw
Little girl knocked on my door this morning, asked 4 a donation for her school's swimming pool.She got so upset when I gave her cup of water
I found my inner bitch and ran with her. ~ Courtney Love
Once, Chuck Norris had phone sex, it took blackberry 3 days to cum online
Why Do Women Wear Panties? Because its the law, The Health & Safety at Work Act 1974 states 'All Manholes Must Be Covered When Not In Use !!
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~Robin Williams
She's more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
I wish soccer was like the first rule of Fight Club
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
This is not a rant. This is a statement. I'm not on Twitter to stroke any fantasies. There are dating sites or support groups for you.
Spicy excitement seeker with a dash of energy & an overdose of fun. Passionately obsessed with music, people, social media, travel, adventure & laughter.