Brand new @fieldnotesbrand wallet: http://flic.kr/p/7vMGSp

I have 50 Gmail invites left if anybody wants one.

Home is where the power adapter is.

My dad told my mom that my uncle had a autopsy today. Turns out it was a biopsy.

I can't believe it's almost time to ignore the lawn again.

Bing is in the App Store. Let me know if you've downloaded it so I can unfollow you.

Took my niece to the pet store. Told her it was the zoo.

Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #handsome #mother #fucker.

This close to posting my MLB.tv subscription on eBay.

The lawn around the Capital building looks so nice this time of year. I'm friends with the girl that fertilizes: http://t.co/DgCFHNQp

Stop complaining. Just use @twitterrific.

@ryanirelan I heard you hosting The Talk Show podcast with @gruber. Yous guys both have a face for radio.

OMG! DRY TRANSFER “________ EDITION”. @fieldnotesbrand, just take my wallet. http://fieldnotesbrand.com/drytransfer

Verizon iPhone 4 commercial. Well done: http://youtu.be/FlN3BgsV1nc

I found that if you hold the iPhone 4 as if it's got dog shit on it, you'd have little to no problems with loss of reception.

iPhone OS 4 software update is now showing up in iTunes!






















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Made you look!

I wish my inbox had a Busy Signal option.

$100 says KoKo A.'s a hooker: http://flic.kr/p/7w4N7u

OH: "Can I get a waffle with strawberries, scrambled eggs, some ice cream and some ham?" "Half order of ham, or full order?" "A full order."

I'm in a pancake state of mind.