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I should tell the Troll that the brush he's using to clean his water bottle was used on the hamster cage. Look, a cookie. My mouth is full.
Apparently washing my car yesterday changed the paint colour from bright red to invisible. Almost been driven into twice this morning.
Man, you know you're having a day when you put your thong on backwards and it takes you 5 minutes to figure out what's wrong...
Oh look, I've killed yet another houseplant. I really should come with a warning....
Spread me apart slowly, lick me with your tongue, grab my sides and eat my cream. What?!? I'm an Oreo, you filthy pigs!! Sheesh....
I couldn't decide if this apple was too cold or too sour, then I bit the inside of my cheek and none of it mattered.
@thecreepingcrud Have you ever noticed that at the centre of the word believe is lie?
@itomfoolery You'll find this pic funny. The reflection in the car window looked like he was making a prison break http://t.co/NWsPA0Zl
This made me laugh out loud, and reminded me of @turtlecourt http://t.co/5flaRFqB
@sheila_mac420 I can think of a few twitterbugs I wouldn't mind getting poked by...
The mailman brought me another postcard treasure. Thank you @filmatelist pic.twitter.com/SlDUnJOa0U
“@pixielatedmedia: @jannarden someone should go into all their stores and boob stretch their shirts and sweaters” #Abercrombie - AHAHAHA!!
The Squirt has decided to spend the evening imitating a Sim. I'm killing myself laughing.
Awesome car dancing song for my commute this morning: I'm Too Sexy ~ Right Said Fred
Damn you, frozen lemonade and your brain freeze. If I wanted to experience migraine quality pain, I'd have slammed my head on the floor.
@kirstensdesk Ask if they wouldn't mind you sitting on a lap or two. And then just plop yourself down. Fuck politeness.
I'm a rootin' tootin', lasso loopin', popgun shootin' chicken hawk. Damn, I loves my cartoons.
I'm really just a mushy romantic, wrapped in a red cape. Hey, maybe I'm Superwoman... yeah, I'll go with that. Wait... I lost my cape in my last avi change.
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