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More like Into Dorkness.
Moving so many objects from one place to another. I am beginning to hate my possessions.
Me yesterday: "Who needs smart phones?" Me today: "When is Vine coming out for Android?"
I am skeptical that this press release was actually written by a cat.
Just got a press release that purports to be written by a cat.
"Take this sword, Jon Snow, it is the sharpest in the land, for it is forged of ancient Valyrian tin can lids."
@rappingranny I know, I go to Philly all the time! This is me http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/01/24/caught-on-tape-naked-man-jumps-on-septa-bus/ …
"So, the tables have turned: the washer has become the washee," I said as I cleaned the dishwasher.
Intentionally misspelled tweets have a certain jenesaykwa.