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I suddenly regret nothing, ever
You can't just eat an entire cat, by yourself, at one sitting, and expect people not to talk
The gentle knell of your death song lobbed excruciatingly into the ether
Y u no rite gud?
Your penis has male pattern baldness
Oops fucked a cactus
RT my dick off
no capital letters ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
If you sexualize an ostrich, you WILL regret it.
Army of the Gently Burning Anus
Totally clits on the heart
Never get out of the boat. NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT
Oooh, it's Yucky Carolyn! How come Yucky Carolyn gets to leave so early
An injury to the brain is possible which causes you to want only goats.
I have WAY too much skin
I'm a whitey and I'm also a bulger
McStuff this in your McSnatch.