There are those in this human race who race and there are those who will disgrace the human race. Prayers out to Boston Marathon. Keep faith

I call my turkey Kim Kardashian because its always getting stuffed while everyone watches

I want this Clock pic.twitter.com/j5I6PJoS

Hence proved... दीवारों के भी कान होते हैं.... [Rahul Dravid = Wall of Indian Cricket] #DontKillMe pic.twitter.com/Rs3km5Yw

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Mayans played an April fools joke on us

Come make some fun!  http://DebsWildWestMemories.com  pic.twitter.com/ZGy3a5I9

Today is the perfect date to check your mic... 1...2...1..2...1.2 mic check.

Die hard 5 is releasing next year... or as I call it " Die already you bald divorcee!"

12/12/12 ... the number of two beasts.

A friend of mine said he thought Facebook had killed the art of conversation. I said "like"

Aren’t we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?

I wish there was a day for sleep and that's all the sleep you need for the week.

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If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why do they date women that look like men?

We will be best friends forever because you already know too much

Life is short, death is long.

"Sewing a Friendship book" is the best gift for kids !!! Check it out now!  http://goo.gl/YW9r0 

Sandy is blowing the entire east coast, I assume she's a Kardashian right?

Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.