Joe Biden is chained to inverted cross, they're attaching runestones and leeches to him. He's struggling. There's a raffle #romneydeathrally

MIAMI CONNECTION IS NOW ON NETFLIX INSTANT MIAMI CONNECTION IS NOW ON NETFLIX INSTANT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It's cool that there are actual adults who believe the government can create tornados as if life is an old episode of GI JOE or something.

THE ROVER SAW ITS SHADOW 12 MORE WEEKS OF SPAAAAAAACE

did it hurt when you fell from heaven because there was a war in heaven and your side of rebellious cherubreum defied god's will

i feel like the joker is constantly crawling up rope ladders into helicopters with varying degrees of success

Richard Matheson's birthday today. I AM LEGEND is still one of the best horror novels (er novellas) of all time. pic.twitter.com/HWSkeI7miS

Going to laugh and laugh when we get a new Star Wars flick before that Justice League movie WB talks about like a Canadian girlfriend.

@pattonoswalt "You asked for a miracle? I give you T...M...Z"

white nerd commentors care about 1st amendment rights when it's time to defend something offensive said/done by a white nerd & 0 other times

A 17 year old rappelled into a car dealership to steal Guy Fieri's car, is coolest teen in the world. http://t.co/hut2HxqU via @moddelusion

"Art: Frank Quietly, Script: A Bunch Of Scorpions Crawl Into Your Mouth"

"heh get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, lady" I smile smugly "i'm a useless baby who can't manipulate bread" i growl

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING DO WE ALL HAVE TO GAY MARRY OREOS OR WHAT???!!!

The NRA has a publicly posted enemies list that includes Louie Anderson and Boyz II Men and I'm not even joking guys  http://nraila.org/Issues/FactSheets/Read.aspx?ID=15 …

st. patrick's day aka asshole halloween

Oh shit "Mordor, She Wrote"

 http://m.gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder … In other news, the creator of McAfee Antivirus is wanted for MURDER and is an insane gangster.

*the dorito smoke appears at the nerd vatican* "A NEW UGLY BRIT HAS BEEN SELECTED TO PLAY DOCTOR WHO"

WHITNEY'S CANCELLED *shakes up champaign, sprays it everyone laughing and smiling, ewoks have a cool lil party*