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"I" before "E" except when any other browser is available.
I hereby coin the term for stuck-up web designers: httpsters.
OS X 10.8 Nyancat
Why does everyone keep comparing Steve Jobs with God? Sure he created some revolutionary things, but he's no Steve Jobs.
Twitter will be known as the remarkable invention that allowed strangers to explore life together and become friends.
Buying a Mac and covering it in stickers is like buying a Lamborghini and puking on the hood.
No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you fucking answer it.
Let's just get AT&T to fix the oil spill, they've been capping everything else lately.
Instagram is way too mainstream now. C'mon guys! *flips scarf over shoulder* *jumps onto ironically retro bicycle*
I just cracked software from an indie developer and denied him the revenue he needs to support his family! #talklikeapirateday
I want those Google Glasses so badly, but I also want to date women.
Archive of my old account. Please follow me over @JoshHelfferich!