With age, grandmothers develop a disease, which deprives them of the ability to believe that their grandchildren are really not hungry.

"You shoot me down but i won't fall, i am a Nokia 3310".

"You're so cute, sweet, attentive, but no thanks, I like the bastards that make me suffer." - All women.

Heartless people once cared too much..

Football doesn't kill people, Egyptians kill people.

El balad dee ba2et 3amla zay film Inception. Bedan fi bedan fi bedan.

Paris Hilton should make a porno with black guys and call the movie "Niggas in Paris".

Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode..

"Han3mel eh enahrda?" "Ay 7aga mesh far2a m3aya" "Tab ana ma3eesh feloos" "Yabni ta3ala bas w hanetsaraf" - Egyptians.

Start a rumor, exaggerate in the rumor, deny you ever started it. Repeat. - Egyptians.

Mesa2a3a looks disgusting, but i love it. Therefore, love is blind.

Na2es ye3melo chipsy bta3m Abou-Ismail.

Wishes are definitely made in China. They never work.

You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, remember that.

We were an inspiration. We set an example. And all it took to ruin our progress, was a football match. How sad, Egypt. How sad.

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

Gay guys still undress women with their eyes, but just so they can dress them back up in fabulous outfits.

We're all grown ups until someone plays the Barbie Girl song.

Rebecca Black is at the Grammys. Bet she doesn't know which seat to take.

A girl wearing a necklace with the shape of a heart. Written inside the heart is "heart". Maybe I should write "forehead" on my forehead.