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If I was a stripper my stage name would be "String Cheese"
Sushi is for posers
I twerk this booty for a heart of gold
If I see somebody with a booger slightly hanging out of their nose I won't let them know
Martha Stewart, yeah she can get it
My first-aid kit is just a box full of vintage porn magazines and several bags of beef jerky
Paint thinner more like paint dinner
I can't sing worth a damn my life is useless
Dog food tastes nothing like dog what the fuck
Real men hold each other's hand during scary movies
I think I'm ready to become trendy. This is a big step forward in my life. What are the trendiest trends these days
Eminem participated in a rap battle against the host of Pimp My Ride in a movie
Guys do your push-ups. Gotta do your push-ups. If there's a woman around, tell her to hop on your back & pump out a few push-ups. She'll sex
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: watch each other poop as often as possible.
Interpretive dance your way out of any argument
Hey Levian your diamonds aren't made of chocolate I expect you to pay for my dental bill
I wear cardigans and I'm not gay. I REPEAT - not gay. Sorry boys.
My hands are cold, cue groin warmth
When does puberty start I've been waiting for too long
My favorite color is tv
25, aspiring comedian. You might recognize me from Nirvana's 'Nevermind' album cover. http://Favstar.fm/users/DillonGeroux