My fav part of Christmas is masturbating with candy cane, my pussy looks like a rainbow : )

God created cigarettes and vodka so my children would survive

In my world telling my boyfriend I have a headache means I haven't had a chance to wash my pussy since I fucked my therapist...or whoever

If u don't speak my language then don't talk to me......unless u have a big dick, that's the exception to every rule I live by ; )

Someone will actually love me one day, right??? *as I'm holding my bag of coke, bag of weed, bottle of vodka and double ended dildo*

If I show up naked at ur work, that my way of saying I like u ; )

Curiosity makes my pussy purr

All kids are born wit natural talent, some with knowledge, musical production, some like I with the ability to deepthroat for 30min straight

Omg I'm freaking out! I'm tweeting from my iPad, while using my almost dead iPhone, while listening to my iHome and there's only 2 plug in's

That awkward moment when your mom walks in you having sex..... And joins : /

I've noticed I have like hardly any stars from women on here??!!! Is it bc I talk about sex...a lot....in every tweet...I mention sex????

I never pay attention in drive thru to which window they say until I turn the corner then I'm like shit which window do I go to? Everytime!

My throne has a stick in the middle since I am a dirty angel ; )

This is my 200th tweet on my 11th day of becoming a member of this twisted disturbed erotic society. *takes a bow*

I get strangely excited when an automatic toilet flushes before I'm done : /

I love the tweets that end at 69 ; )

I sent my bf a dirty pic that I took just for him that day, he broke up with me : ( I forgot I still had handprints on my ass : /

If you don't leave marks then there is no "Fucking" point

Just so I don't break unknown Twitter rules does 100 followers justify FF? I want clarification so u guys don't make fun of me behind my avi

By looking at my Tweets to Following to Follower count I totally would not follow myself