My Sexting Is So Bizarre It Actually Makes Me Uncomfortable On Occasion. Yet, I AM An Angry Cobra Intent On Thrusting. #sexting

I Love Women But, Today I Really Wish There Was A "PMS Hotline" I Could Call, As I Truly Feel My Life Is In Imminent Danger...

I've Begged & Pleaded With The Aliens But, For Some Odd Reason They Simply Refuse To Abduct Me, Dammit...

Are There Any Other Guys Forced Into Watching #skatingwiththestars ? Or Am I The Most 'Whipped' Guy On The Planet?

I Still Haven't Decided What To Do With This Profile, So Until I Do, Catch Me Over @aleks_crycek (Main Profile) If You Wish... #bookofaleks

Sickening How People Use The Most Self-Serving Rationale Possible When Deciding Exactly What "God's Will" Is... So Moronically Predictable..

I Think Caffeine Makes Me Horny...

"Going commando" on the TSA: http://ow.ly/3e0f8

I'm Not A Big Fan Of "Reality Television" -- To Be Totally Honest, I'm Just Not A Fan Of "Reality" In General...

I'm Really *NOT* A Whore -- But, I Do Play One On The Internet...

Call Me "Old School," But I Appreciate Excellent Guitar -- And, I Like It Fucking LOUD...

Sufficient Unto The Day, Is The Pain Thereof...

Some People Try To Fight Their Way Through Every Problem; But, Life's Most Enlightening Problems You Must *UNDERSTAND* Your Way Through...

Monkeys Can Be Cute -- Until They Start Throwing Their Own Shite At You... But, What Else Can You Expect From Silly, Little Monkeys?

It's Like I'm A Super-Hero -- Except, My "Super-Power" Is An Uncanny Ability To Piss Off Everyone In The World Simultaneously... :(

Josh Was Just Being Polite -- Touring With Kiss Really *DOES* Suck...

I've Been In "Airplane-Mode" For Like Two Weeks, So I've Got More To Say Than Minnie Mouse On Crack -- Muzzle Me While You Can...

I Can Kill A Guy, Dismember His Body & Be Home In Time For Letterman -- But What To Say When My GF Feels Insecure? I'm Lost...

Got My Dope-Hat On....