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  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Did you know you can add "boom" to the end of any sentence and it's immediately awesome and you're amazing? Boom.

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    iwearaonesieallthingspoeticleslieann_100NotYourSoulmateAngrEdmontonianSatinAndLace64WayneGreenstonemrjohntofu
    • 814
    • RETWEETS
    NotYourSoulmateSatinAndLace64WayneGreenstonemcibtymrjohntofum_owens2010Teowulflilgapeach32
    joeljeffreythetobbie5haelhidingfromme__CleverLinguistDavidOzmundRyenInTheMoineslancevarnadoNotJustJack______SteelFontanaCoastiefish
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I am woman. Hear me talk. And talk. And talk. And talk.

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    whitessomoiiNURSELISAEBiggums_definitlymaybeNotYourSoulmatelilgapeach32SternoShotsmarhineland
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    iwearaonesielipefriedrichkikidavissEBiggums_definitlymaybeNotYourSoulmatelilgapeach32TKMoniker
    NaturalBornGriz__edheenan__________C_J_Commode______jrogasm__________GHCanada__________crayan9DukeOfOyl________shatty48
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I'm not wearing underwear in church. And I'm tweeting. I'm tweeting about not wearing underwear in church. Holy shit. It's like I SEE hell.

    • 1,634
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    BadaBingeiwearaonesiefayresqueMistressMentalNotYourSoulmatenowarrantyAngrEdmontonianrmecheeya
    • 580
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    iwearaonesieMistressMentalNotYourSoulmatebohdisativamrjohntofulilgapeach32SternoShotsonelongbender
    cynicuhlsee_more13One_FineMessTinkerbell_Reverend_ScottabstracteMaui_SpeaksfarleftcoastSteelFontanaCoastiefishSupportPets_
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!

    • 1,094
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    iwearaonesiejeanmchlNotYourSoulmateAngrEdmontonianHRTSMRTsockher_momTeowulflilgapeach32
    • 517
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    iwearaonesieNotYourSoulmatelilgapeach32RickyScampthenoahkinseyPsstCaptainJen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary
    SteelFontanaTweetingDadGuyfortuitouslifeEFFFFFFYOU________
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.

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    iwearaonesieAngrEdmontonianHRTSMRTiLikeCatShirtssockher_momlilgapeach32SternoShotsmarhineland
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    AngrEdmontonianiLikeCatShirtsSternoShotsmarhinelandPsstCaptainBareChestythenoahkinseyJen_Up_____
    JoshuaHvrGroperClevelandprontopupcynicuhledheenan__________
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    My evolution of twitter has been "Oh you have to get a twitter and follow me!" to completely avoiding eye contact when someone mentions it.

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    iwearaonesieAngrEdmontonianHRTSMRTchocmoney1974lilgapeach32scootiekkSternoShotsmarhineland
    • 376
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    PearlsSassClasslilgapeach32SternoShotsmarhinelandthenoahkinsey007Rex_Inc_KeyaPBraniaMedicina____
    ChazballparkLeggaliciousKKAlThanijrogasm__________NotJustJack______wheatnik
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I get tons of stars!!!


    From the same, like, 13 people.



    But still. Lots.

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    iwearaonesieAngrEdmontonianHRTSMRTLloydchiiOhaiqtpiewick186LetmebethepearlLin_Baker
    • 195
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    wick186AimeeAuthorrickkondelliLikeCatShirtsSternoShotsPsstCaptain007Rex_IncCallMeDraper
    SinLegionBelvAndBourbthedayofthedotfastmofobanshee
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I'm still not sure where we stand, Pluto is or is not considered a real dog?

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    iwearaonesieS8804Hurricane_TimmyBlackCheesePieiLikeCatShirtsDanielRDyssonTeowulfchocmoney1974
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    Nouhaila_20Hurricane_TimmyiLikeCatShirtsTeowulfchocmoney1974ShotgunWillie18lilgapeach32SternoShots
    galiamangoAristotlesNZ__nerdamage
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Facebook: where we complain.

    Google+: where we go to be alone.

    Twitter: where we go to be inappropriately amazing.

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    iwearaonesieAngrEdmontonianmarhinelandaShiverOfSharks__BwanaChrisKStreetHipsteroneeyedhero______SavageAphrodite
    • 311
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    RealistGingeroneeyedhero______SavageAphroditeMs_Gainsbourg____BareChesty007Rex_IncJojo_51213sonikhan1993
    Try_Aand_Cilife_suckerClubNette
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    If you don’t mumble “fuck off” to your children under your breath for the first two hours every morning, then tell me your secrets, wizard.

    • 669
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    iwearaonesieAngrEdmontoniansockher_momlilgapeach32scootiekkmarhinelandBareChestyJagerMouth
    • 259
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    BareChestythenoahkinseyPsstCaptainTheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncTINY_TOESIES______ettah17CallMeDraper
    thenoahkinseyJenny4ashleyradtoria__________Walmartin2011
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    RT'ing without starring is like saying "here look at this, I don't like it but fuck it, maybe you will."

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    iwearaonesieurgeekisshowinglilgapeach32marhinelandcelestinelea90badboyversionMs_Gainsbourg____BareChesty
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    lilgapeach32aShiverOfSharks__Ms_Gainsbourg____BareChesty007Rex_IncCallMeDraperDarkMollie3myk5
    edheenan__________KaeWhy270DanTheSnick__confusedlush______
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.

    • 498
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    iwearaonesielilgapeach32marhinelandBwanaChrisBareChestyKryseyb__________Jen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary
    • 383
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    Jen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncTotallyUnfunnyHypercraxyThorish__________DarkMollie3myk5
    gorillagunt______
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I just pushed a beautiful baby girl out of my vagina. Nice try, girls complaining about their periods.

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    iwearaonesiemarhinelandBwanaChrisBareChesty007Rex_IncBrytanHTINY_TOESIES______TheMongoose69
    • 131
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    BareChesty007Rex_IncBrytanHplease_Sir_CallMeDraper3myk5slopoke1000aaronup
    erica_rosiejrogasm__________IGotsSmartsSexxxiMommmy______NaturalBornGriz__9to5LifeSl_Inky__________scotthellrisingOneLinersPlus
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Ok teeny, tiny, shitty little smart car, one day I'm not gonna stop when I rip into that parking spot thinking it's empty. Shifty bastard.

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    YardboyiwearaonesiemarhinelandCubanaMama82BareChesty007Rex_IncBrytanHCareEg33
    • 111
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    iwearaonesieBareChestyPsstCaptain007Rex_IncBrytanHTomServo18MissvalCarain4026_ames
    1800RandySteelFontana
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    The RT button. Because sometimes other people just say it perfectly.

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    iwearaonesieRunwayDanlola3_3AngrEdmontonianmarhinelandBwanaChrisDanieChaseBareChesty
    • 284
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    RunwayDanGramsChrisfavstar_historyTKMonikerBareChestyPsstCaptain007Rex_Incmrgsea
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Hey, people without kids, I have a message for you when you wake up in like 5 hours, "fuck you."


    That is all.

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    AngrEdmontonianmarhinelandBareChestyTheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncBrytanHCareEg33thereverendcink
    • 122
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    PsstCaptainJen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncMissvalCaCallMeDraper3myk5clownhole
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    Ok, guys serious tweet here: RIP to the box of fruit roll ups I just opened and murdered with my face.

    • 609
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    iwearaonesiemarhinelandTw1tter_K1ttenBareChestymichaelm_ooreJen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary007Rex_Inc
    • 101
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    PsstCaptainBareChestyTheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncyollmsTmoney68aShiverOfSharks__lightfromlight
    BlairLoudlyjess_stratton
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    As an adult, I'm most afraid when my children's toys randomly make noise and nobody is in their rooms....

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    AngrEdmontonianscootiekkSternoShotsmarhinelandBareChestyBrytanHTINY_TOESIES______dpaz
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    scootiekkSternoShotsMissvalCaMadManAzJukeJointJesseclownholeRag_Doll_Sally____evilgooglerep
    jergarlBrianhopecomedydonjuantip
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    I would never attend a tweetup. I know from your tweets that like 98% of you would be hiding in the shadows touching yourselves.

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    iwearaonesieBrytanHthereverendcinkHeyRachek8ieokayTotallyUnfunnyICountBeanssJack_Wagon1
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    TotallyUnfunnyhisredjuneAdam143myk5clownholepupbroofdogRL631DebraMuffin
  • Discourt
      Courtney Christine @Discourt

    My son is seriously such a sweet heart. He's going to make a great husband some day when he's 30 and I let him start dating.

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    marhinelandBrytanHTINY_TOESIES______Jack_Wagon1MixailovichMissvalCaThorish__________DarkMollie
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    BrytanHMissvalCaclownholeRag_Doll_Sally____Bakerman516divadeb99WilleyBrianLoveNLunchmeat
    lakeanagirlispypanda
@Discourt

@Discourt

If the devil called, I’d probably “yeah” him to death without paying attention and accidentally sell my soul for something stupid like soup.