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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Did you know you can add "boom" to the end of any sentence and it's immediately awesome and you're amazing? Boom.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I am woman. Hear me talk. And talk. And talk. And talk.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I'm not wearing underwear in church. And I'm tweeting. I'm tweeting about not wearing underwear in church. Holy shit. It's like I SEE hell.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    My evolution of twitter has been "Oh you have to get a twitter and follow me!" to completely avoiding eye contact when someone mentions it.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I get tons of stars!!!


    From the same, like, 13 people.



    But still. Lots.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I'm still not sure where we stand, Pluto is or is not considered a real dog?

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Facebook: where we complain.

    Google+: where we go to be alone.

    Twitter: where we go to be inappropriately amazing.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    If you don’t mumble “fuck off” to your children under your breath for the first two hours every morning, then tell me your secrets, wizard.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    RT'ing without starring is like saying "here look at this, I don't like it but fuck it, maybe you will."

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I just pushed a beautiful baby girl out of my vagina. Nice try, girls complaining about their periods.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    The RT button. Because sometimes other people just say it perfectly.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Ok teeny, tiny, shitty little smart car, one day I'm not gonna stop when I rip into that parking spot thinking it's empty. Shifty bastard.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Hey, people without kids, I have a message for you when you wake up in like 5 hours, "fuck you."


    That is all.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Ok, guys serious tweet here: RIP to the box of fruit roll ups I just opened and murdered with my face.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    As an adult, I'm most afraid when my children's toys randomly make noise and nobody is in their rooms....

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I would never attend a tweetup. I know from your tweets that like 98% of you would be hiding in the shadows touching yourselves.

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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    My son is seriously such a sweet heart. He's going to make a great husband some day when he's 30 and I let him start dating.

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@Discourt

I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!

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