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  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Did you know you can add "boom" to the end of any sentence and it's immediately awesome and you're amazing? Boom.

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    shanesextnIn_Twittalandbek_erImjacobrobertsbeardwaldTMcgutsalrulz2009Tallphotography
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    In_TwittalandCodyColsonbeardwaldbrettminorTMcgutsAmelia_DrawsrepressprepressTheGayFlash
    joeljeffreythetobbie5haelhidingfromme__CleverLinguistDavidOzmundRyenInTheMoineslancevarnadoNotJustJack______SteelFontanaCoastiefish
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I'm not wearing underwear in church. And I'm tweeting. I'm tweeting about not wearing underwear in church. Holy shit. It's like I SEE hell.

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    dirtydishtowelssfgiants__Htown49erFandancefeverbarbiElleAysburiedwithkidsdaniel_shawOutOnTheMoors
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    Htown49erFandancefeverbarbiElleAysOutOnTheMoorsMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWildiwearaonesieMistressMental
    cynicuhlsee_more13One_FineMessTinkerbell_Reverend_ScottabstracteMaui_SpeaksfarleftcoastSteelFontanaCoastiefishSupportPets_
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I am woman. Hear me talk. And talk. And talk. And talk.

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    amee_pinkyougotjo0ccluskrishna_vanJNez6dancefeverbarbiElleAysDJ_Chelsino
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    yougotjokrishna_vandaniel_shawTRBLmakerJBSTattleTSisterOutsideMetroMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWild
    NaturalBornGriz__edheenan__________C_J_Commode______jrogasm__________GHCanada__________crayan9DukeOfOyl________shatty48
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.

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    ElleAysburiedwithkidsdaniel_shawjon_aleyOutsideMetroMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWildiwearaonesie
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    NuitsheuanburiedwithkidsMarcmywords2AngrEdmontonianiLikeCatShirtsSternoShotsmarhinelandPsstCaptain
    JoshuaHvrGroperClevelandprontopupcynicuhledheenan__________
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!

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    whatitis112indifference84sabrinaagrimesElleAyssandymac5buriedwithkidsdaniel_shawOutOnTheMoors
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    ElleAysburiedwithkidsOutOnTheMoorsBillBull1107OutsideMetroMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWildiwearaonesie
    SteelFontanaTweetingDadGuyfortuitouslifeEFFFFFFYOU________
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I get tons of stars!!!


    From the same, like, 13 people.



    But still. Lots.

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    g00phykrishna_vanElleAysdaniel_shawOutsideMetroMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWildiwearaonesie
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    krishna_vanHannahLTayMarcmywords2Tweets_GoneWildwick186AimeeAuthor__rickkondelliLikeCatShirts
    SinLegionBelvAndBourbthedayofthedotfastmofobanshee
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    My evolution of twitter has been "Oh you have to get a twitter and follow me!" to completely avoiding eye contact when someone mentions it.

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    ISOremarkableoccipital1daniel_shawjordan_strattonOutOnTheMoorsbuckweiser13HanmaboogieWhimsicalShe
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    occipital1goinginawkwardjordan_strattonOutOnTheMoorsGaurav_se57buckweiser13HanmaboogieMarcmywords2
    ChazballparkLeggaliciousKKAlThanijrogasm__________NotJustJack______wheatnik
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I'm still not sure where we stand, Pluto is or is not considered a real dog?

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    krishna_vandirtydishtowelsTheCiscoKiddermomestySporkFiendmblazonedElleAysdaniel_shaw
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    krishna_vanSporkFiendmblazonedElleAysOutOnTheMoorsNouhaila_20Hurricane_TimmyiLikeCatShirts
    galiamangoAristotlesNZ__nerdamage
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I just pushed a beautiful baby girl out of my vagina. Nice try, girls complaining about their periods.

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    JandalizeElleAysburiedwithkidsdaniel_shawjon_aleyOutsideMetroiwearaonesiemarhineland
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    BareChesty007Rex_IncBrytanHplease_Sir_CallMeDraper3myk5slopoke1000aaronup
    erica_rosiejrogasm__________IGotsSmartsSexxxiMommmy______NaturalBornGriz__9to5LifeSl_Inky__________scotthellrisingOneLinersPlus__
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Facebook: where we complain.

    Google+: where we go to be alone.

    Twitter: where we go to be inappropriately amazing.

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    dirtydishtowelsElleAysburiedwithkidsdaniel_shawiwearaonesieAngrEdmontonianmarhinelandaShiverOfSharks__
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    RealistGingeroneeyedhero______SavageAphroditeMs_Gainsbourg____BareChesty007Rex_IncJojo_51213sonikhan1993
    Try_Aand_Cilife_suckerClubNette
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    RT'ing without starring is like saying "here look at this, I don't like it but fuck it, maybe you will."

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    TheGayFlashdirtydishtowelsElleAysdaniel_shawOutsideMetroiwearaonesieurgeekisshowinglilgapeach32__
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    TheGayFlashdirtydishtowelsElleAysOutsideMetrolilgapeach32__aShiverOfSharks__Ms_Gainsbourg____BareChesty
    edheenan__________KaeWhy270DanTheSnick__confusedlush______
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    If you don’t mumble “fuck off” to your children under your breath for the first two hours every morning, then tell me your secrets, wizard.

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    chullymortonKrisp_ZNuitsheuansabrinaagrimesElleAyscsquaredkimtexasstalkermomblackpantysalv
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    ElleAysburiedwithkidsjinkeeOutOnTheMoorsBareChestythenoahkinseyPsstCaptainTheCrumbDiary
    thenoahkinseyJenny4ashleyradtoria__________Walmartin2011
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Ok teeny, tiny, shitty little smart car, one day I'm not gonna stop when I rip into that parking spot thinking it's empty. Shifty bastard.

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    ElleAysdaniel_shawOutsideMetrobaseballchickieYardboyiwearaonesiemarhinelandCubanaMama82
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    iwearaonesieBareChestyPsstCaptain007Rex_IncBrytanHTomServo18MissvalCarain4026_ames
    1800RandySteelFontana
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Ok, guys serious tweet here: RIP to the box of fruit roll ups I just opened and murdered with my face.

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    ElleAysdaniel_shawiwearaonesiemarhinelandTw1tter_K1ttenBareChestymoon_pizza_mikeJen_Up_____
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    PsstCaptainBareChestyTheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncyollmsTmoney68aShiverOfSharks__lightfromlight
    BlairLoudlyjess_stratton
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    Hey, people without kids, I have a message for you when you wake up in like 5 hours, "fuck you."


    That is all.

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    JandalizeAdelitasBarbieElleAysdaniel_shawAngrEdmontonianmarhinelandBareChestyTheCrumbDiary
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    ElleAysPsstCaptainJen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncMissvalCaCallMeDraper3myk5
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    As an adult, I'm most afraid when my children's toys randomly make noise and nobody is in their rooms....

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    ElleAysdaniel_shawOutsideMetroAngrEdmontonianscootiekkSternoShotsmarhinelandBareChesty
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    scootiekkSternoShotsMissvalCaMadManAzJukeJointJesseclownholeRag_Doll_Sally____evilgooglerep
    jergarlBrianhopecomedydonjuantip
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    I would never attend a tweetup. I know from your tweets that like 98% of you would be hiding in the shadows touching yourselves.

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    ElleAysdaniel_shawOutsideMetroiwearaonesieBrytanHthereverendcinkHeyRache__k8ieokay
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    TotallyUnfunnyhisredjuneAdam143myk5clownholepupbroofdogRL631DebraMuffin
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.

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    ElleAysemmrankda_fluffy_oneHotwings26Drun_KenmansecondofhernameHasn095xenizational
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    Sharmaine_Ziadel239truckskidaniel_shawJen_Up_____TheCrumbDiary007Rex_IncTotallyUnfunny
    gorillagunt______
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    My son is seriously such a sweet heart. He's going to make a great husband some day when he's 30 and I let him start dating.

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    ElleAysdaniel_shawjon_aleyOutsideMetromarhinelandBrytanHTINY_TOESIES______Jack_Wagon1
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    OutsideMetroBrytanHMissvalCaclownholeRag_Doll_Sally____Bakerman516divadeb99WilleyBrian
    lakeanagirlispypanda
  • Discourt
      Court @Discourt

    The RT button. Because sometimes other people just say it perfectly.

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    krishna_van
@Discourt

@Discourt

I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!