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Friend on FB is complaining that her size 4 clothes don't fit anymore. I think she is looking for sympathy. I'm looking for a gun.
Sobering thought: what if, at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?
RT if u know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or haven't heard of anyone, then don't.
People under 30 know nothing. Except me, I know everything. I'm Smrat.
Today has been an extraordinarily cunty day. NOT "county" as my phone suggested. CUNTY.
Its NEVER the wrong time for a slow clap.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.