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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? #LifesGreatMysteries
If I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? #justwondering
For the record. Disagreeing with someone's opinion should never be considered wrong or hateful. You can disagree with me. I like it.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, earth, and high speed Internet. #HookedOnTwitter
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It doesn't seem to matter how many times you proof read a tweet, you will NOT notice the typo until AFTER you post it.
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Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected!
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If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? #NotTheThirdLeg
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People listen. There is no need to DM me asking whether I would score higher than you on an IQ test. #NoContest
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There is only one woman who has truly changed me. It was my mother and I was a baby. Sorry to dissapoint.
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If I could use my super powers for good instead of evil I would give breast implants to any of my friends who want them.
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