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If you're white and put cray or SMH in any tweet or status update, I prolly want to kick you in the fucking face.
love how black people type smh when you know damn well theyre sittin in front of the screen all "yáll niggas trippin, crazy ass mufuckers"
If relationships worked like they did on tv, I wouldn't be missing 1800 in abortion fees and still banging chicks without a condom
There may be more than 1 way to skin a cat but when the fucker shits on my bed I can only think of the rusty butter knife method
Just showered and 13 cents fell off my body. I either need to reconsider my personal hygiene or start frequenting more upscale strip clubs.
Any of you dummies ever just search for a single letter on twitter and laugh at all the black comments?
Why can't blind people have normal eyes,I mean they all look like fucking nuts They'd prolly knock it off if they knew how dumb they looked
it would be much easier to sleep if the cat wasn't fellating himself 4 inches from my face
Am I the only 1 that finds it amusing that the lead singer of journey (top 3 cheese bands EVER) is a 4 foot Asian dude...
When I kill my girlfriend, will the insanity plea work cause she was a crazy bitch?
The word fiend is not a verb in any dictionary but the urban. Thanks for nothing Mirriam & Webster
Wait, Nikki minaj is a fucking chick?!?!
i heard whitney was last heard singing the titanic theme song.... blub, blub, blub
eating potato chips in bed is almost as disastrous as playing bucking bronco
ONLY 10% of ppl can do this in under 30 secs.Say the opposite of these words Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Wait for it...
anyone bitching on tumblr about twitter needs to get a fucking life, its sad enough you bitch about it to our faces
yes phone i cant wait to get out of this he'll hole called work
light beer is the bane of my existence, that and not getting laid and or holding a job for more than a week