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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Get into the balloon, just get into the balloon... trust me..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    I'm such a poor dancer I can't even do the Hokey Pokey, and it comes with verbal instructions..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    We all know what kind of parent you are. Your kid has introduced you to the world.

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and exp......

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Is this true? Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Someone told me that I was Morally Bankrupt.. Will that affect my credit score?

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Gravity works!! The lead in my ass has kept this couch from moving most of the day..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Someone asked me if I wanted to watch some drag racing. Not interested in watching guys running in dresses..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Good.. Morning America, Afternoon Europe, Evening Asia, Night Australia.. Did i get that right?

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Remember that in an emergency call 911. If you use Twitter you might get a star, but that won't get you what you need, unless its a star

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E.. Tough job being a script writer..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Kanye this is really getting old, please go to the back of the line.Thank you. Now I'd like a Big Mac with Fries, and a Vanilla Shake..

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    SuMacDanPamfusciousOldGloryTeesBURN353pollutedheart____JAdams111________cC0RTEZz__________Roadfilm__________
  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    No matter how you feel about life.. It still happens..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Escargot.. to me tastes like dirt.. Garlic/butter flavored dirt.. but it's still dirt..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, Was life nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Sometimes in the early morning i forget to finish my

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Is using your personal laptop while flying the same as texting while driving?

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Just used a hand sanitizer and now I smell like a Doctors Office, better go wash my hands before I get mixed up in a Malpractice suit..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    With all of these sock puppets on twitter, I'm starting to have a complex about putting my non puppet socks on in the morning. Darn it..

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  • DoanDoDat
      Michael @DoanDoDat

    Damn diet, what I want is bacon, eggs, home fries, toast, OJ and Strawberry Preserves for breakfast, what i get is a Slim Fast Meal Bar. :o(

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@DoanDoDat

@DoanDoDat

I've been to a lot of places, I've done a lot of things, I can't predict what will happen next, but I can still find my way home.