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Get into the balloon, just get into the balloon... trust me..
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We all know what kind of parent you are. Your kid has introduced you to the world.
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I'm such a poor dancer I can't even do the Hokey Pokey, and it comes with verbal instructions..
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and exp......
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Is this true? Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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Gravity works!! The lead in my ass has kept this couch from moving most of the day..
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Someone told me that I was Morally Bankrupt.. Will that affect my credit score?
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Good.. Morning America, Afternoon Europe, Evening Asia, Night Australia.. Did i get that right?
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Someone asked me if I wanted to watch some drag racing. Not interested in watching guys running in dresses..
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Remember that in an emergency call 911. If you use Twitter you might get a star, but that won't get you what you need, unless its a star
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Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E. Eva. Wall-E.. Tough job being a script writer..
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Escargot.. to me tastes like dirt.. Garlic/butter flavored dirt.. but it's still dirt..
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Kanye this is really getting old, please go to the back of the line.Thank you. Now I'd like a Big Mac with Fries, and a Vanilla Shake..
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, Was life nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?
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Is using your personal laptop while flying the same as texting while driving?
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No matter how you feel about life.. It still happens..
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Just used a hand sanitizer and now I smell like a Doctors Office, better go wash my hands before I get mixed up in a Malpractice suit..
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Sometimes in the early morning i forget to finish my
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With all of these sock puppets on twitter, I'm starting to have a complex about putting my non puppet socks on in the morning. Darn it..
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Damn diet, what I want is bacon, eggs, home fries, toast, OJ and Strawberry Preserves for breakfast, what i get is a Slim Fast Meal Bar. :o(
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