@jephjacques Someone should yell at Square forever until they let Aeris live in FFVII because hey I liked Aeris, wtf Square, help out a guy

@hp_lovecraft The universe may be a cold, uncaring place, but we are your followers ... the cult lives on. Iä!

If @hp_lovecraft followed me it would only validate my paranoia. Perhaps this is better left alone for the sake of what remains of my sanity

@dresdencodak Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a new gigantic stone Mayan calendar? Way easier to just end the world instead.

I've come to the realization that no one will ever love me the way that I love Hostess Cupcakes.

Also #FF - @ashley_alaska @iamenidcoleslaw @buddyfacehead and @thatunicornboy because I said so and I am important and famous.

@sabrina_kill bake at 350 for 2 hours then eat your neighbor's cat

@sabrina_kill killin vamps and whippin shit

April Showers would be a great porn name

Just follow @sabrina_kill already. Her tweets give me brain boners and also penis boners. Thank god restraining orders don't cover Twitter.

"@hp_lovecraft: For sustained magic and subtle colour it is hard to touch Klarkash-Ton, High Priest of Night's Tsathoggua" @thedoubleshadow

@nocturnocunto I voted for Rick Santorum, huzzah! No wait, I mean I had santorum on my eggs this morning.

@rare_basement It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Put a pint of ice cream on your hips and get your knees in tight.

I brought @hodgman 's book, THAT IS ALL, to the observatory on Haleakala Volcano in Maui, Hawaii. I am now ready f http://t.co/szCOJVsC

@official_pax @malki These Machine of Death cards were all written at PAX East 2013 and they are epic! #MoD #PAXEast pic.twitter.com/2VmYDd8vsf

@meetingboy It's got the word "creep" right in there.

Uncontrollable laughter ...  http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2369 … because @ryanqnorth is a damn fool and/or genius. Giggling at work never lasted so long ^_^

@ryanqnorth You know how many John G's there are on Twitter?

@danielhuffman Nacho Cheese

#FF @hellomrunicorn every day also possibly some other people maybe @kalarlis @squeeb_slayer @rare_basement @nocturnocunto @iamenidcoleslaw