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People with their tweets protected, Facebook is for you. You don't belong here.
So far I can proudly say my twitter life sucks. Most tweets get noticed, few get starred and none gets Retweeted. So nice of you, people. TY
People were smart and intelligent and then Copy and Paste happened.
I was in love with with you until I realized it wasn't your own avi.
Hey, thanks for the unfollow but I won't unfollow you. -If Gandhi had twitter.
You had me at "fuck you".
Love is not a choice, it just happens.
Making others happy isn't harder, harder is making them realize that u also need someone to do the same.
So your most tweets are copied quotes, jokes etc etc. Why the fuck you don't have facebook. They will love you there. We truly hate you.
Deleted my other Twitter account when my Facebook friend who is new on Twitter replied "I like your tweet".
Some people are so dumb they can't even spell Chekoslowalkia.
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings!
That awkward moment when I'm gonna star my tweets.
I am a depressed soul in a more depressed body.
Replied to a bot 'i love you' and it blocked me.
Look, what a sweet Gay couple. - No one ever.
Love is never having to say, "I slept with your sister."
You never know if it's a he or she laughing behind that avi.
You lost me at, "lolz".
Friends, because it's totally makes sense to hate people you know.