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For some reason "Baby Got Back" is not a very popular song among invertebrates.
the US women's team is playing the France team in the world cup, I expect riots in Texas no matter what the outcome.
It's 4/20.... All the pot smokers know what means..... Their taxes are late.
The address "BarbaraBush.xxx" is still available, I just thought everyone should know.
the word "molested" sounds so harsh. Can't we just say "butt-touched" instead? For Example "Where did the priest butt-touch you son?"
I think I'll celebrate International Women's Day on Redtube.
@theibang dedicated gynecologist gets in trouble for taking work home, kills himself http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/130228/johns-hopkins-gynecologist-who-secretly-recorded …
my dry wit is often subverted by my wet pants.
I met a prostitute with really bad breath. I did us both a favor and dipped my dick in mouthwash
if you bring the Jesus, I'll bring the nails. Happy Easter
How many women do I have to text pictures of my genitals to before one agrees to marry me? I really thought Chelsea Clinton was the one.
I was just tricked on the show "what would you do?" I allowed a prostitute to go an extra 10 minutes and didn't pay her for it. Oh the shame
Why is it that people will name their child "Christian" but nobody names their child "Jew"? #Jew-nior
I'm a writer/ former chef. I wear big belt buckles to draw attention to my genitals in hopes of finding a saucy broad.