For some reason "Baby Got Back" is not a very popular song among invertebrates.

the US women's team is playing the France team in the world cup, I expect riots in Texas no matter what the outcome.

It's 4/20.... All the pot smokers know what means..... Their taxes are late.

The address "BarbaraBush.xxx" is still available, I just thought everyone should know.

the word "molested" sounds so harsh. Can't we just say "butt-touched" instead? For Example "Where did the priest butt-touch you son?"

#FF @trinalikeswine @tommysalami @spunification @gallaghermeow ... Cause they'd follow you on the subway even if you left your pants at home

I think I'll celebrate International Women's Day on Redtube.

Big rappers have become the worst part of their own music.

Big epic orchestral (cont)  http://tl.gd/l6jgg4 

#IHateWhenTeachersSay let me take some photos of you at my house after school

@theibang dedicated gynecologist gets in trouble for taking work home, kills himself  http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/130228/johns-hopkins-gynecologist-who-secretly-recorded …

#FF @adolfonigro @andreaebaker @darlinlizzy @bmckall @billmcaloney @imaflyonthewall They've never eaten a baby.. as far as I know.

my dry wit is often subverted by my wet pants.

I met a prostitute with really bad breath. I did us both a favor and dipped my dick in mouthwash

if you bring the Jesus, I'll bring the nails. Happy Easter

#FF @tommysalami @ziggywigged @gallaghermeow @minutesofmayhem they are the Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Arn and Ole of my twitter feed WOOO!

@normmacdonald This is it: and many other phrases Micheal Jackson used when showing his penis to children #worstmovietitles

#FF @trinalikeswine @crankybarmaid @theodbbam 3 Saucy broads who love the sauce. (not that sauce pervert. I meant booze)

How many women do I have to text pictures of my genitals to before one agrees to marry me? I really thought Chelsea Clinton was the one.

I was just tricked on the show "what would you do?" I allowed a prostitute to go an extra 10 minutes and didn't pay her for it. Oh the shame

Why is it that people will name their child "Christian" but nobody names their child "Jew"? #Jew-nior