• Howdy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your likes and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you like, retweet, or follow someone.
Okay, we shall bug you no longer
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    Gift @DonSchanke Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 824
    • LIKES
    realchickenbobgrantgriesel666ExploringurmindRunwayDanrotusbrossumclintgilICountBeanssUsed_Rubbers
    • 297
    • RETWEETS
    realchickenbobVoiceofgarthastrosteveRunwayDanTiamat_Sect5hyheimrotusbrossum3POINTGROTTO
    thetobbieMrsMikePatton__cholesteroIRitleySammichjasonlight73ExploringUrMind__CelebrityChezManJuggsBoyCalledAnnskullpuppy11PetrF2____________
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    Hey McDonald's commercials, why can't black and white people eat your food at the same time?

    • 553
    • LIKES
    Exploringurmindzorgodgianni_bcnKaytlinBaileyHow_Hardylacrossemom5ICountBeanssUsed_Rubbers
    • 218
    • RETWEETS
    Brown87Stanleygianni_bcnICountBeanssBeauieoJmywoodThe_Kings_HandnicjuContented_purr
    thetobbieDanKCharnleyCpez38DeadManSkipping
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I would play "words with friends" if it was called "cocaine by myself."

    • 524
    • LIKES
    ExploringurmindElKnuckelhombreRICKSH0WJarhead44ICountBeanssUsed_Rubbersherringredd__funnybeachgirl
    • 188
    • RETWEETS
    Jarhead44david_tulllllvvvzzzargonautleaderdarkshadow13DixonBahlsrad_doggStephie_Lark
    LectorCaveo______weinerdog4life
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    Hey ugly girls, stop wearing sexy perfume, you're confusing my genitals.

    • 480
    • LIKES
    ExploringurmindElKnuckelhombreEdnaSugarRICKSH0WpnwildflowerRandomchkk__tmoswole6Shamrock8__
    • 118
    • RETWEETS
    herringredd__astrosteveTiamat_Sectmorsturemakertmoswole_NikkaBeeJarhead44Gobshite_
    RealSudoNimSupersurly
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    A girl and her friend walk into a bar. I fucked the fat one.

    • 405
    • LIKES
    Exploringurmindnearly1980McNarstleherringredd__JarrrryBabyRandomchkk__NauseaTingly__Jarhead44
    • 139
    • RETWEETS
    herringredd__bperry877Tiamat_SectNauseaTingly__otter1422Jarhead44Used_RubbersJagerMouth
    jumpdasharkFredFuxxcirclejokes
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I call animal control 3 times a week, show them my dog and say,”you can’t even control how cute he is, can you?”

    • 329
    • LIKES
    twiztidyournutzElKnuckelhombreICountBeanssHow_HardyUsed_RubbersJonJon_BrownRSF788__RunningCrazy1__
    • 149
    • RETWEETS
    twiztidyournutzHow_HardyUsed_Rubbersfavstar_historyRSF788__YeahItsRayxomelodygervaisSneakyGrandpa69
    Kalarlis
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I find my glasses by walking around until I hear a crunch.

    • 285
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreICountBeanssUsed_RubbersfefespeaksJonJon_BrownGobshite_RSF788__StephenBCramer__
    • 58
    • RETWEETS
    RSF788__GDGAngelIlliter8__________Aphroditefter5__larrylawrence64__SolelyBmochanyaFavstar250
    realHamOnWry
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I like watching porn in slow motion, but don't tell anyone, I'm a closet slowmosexual.

    • 276
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreUsed_RubbersfefespeaksJonJon_BrownRadioSweetieManStuff101WeirdHeraldGobshite_
    • 64
    • RETWEETS
    ManStuff101Gobshite_RSF788__Illiter8__________BPCoffeehouseAphroditefter5__EvilPandaXRandomRanter___
    Xalqeektoab____________
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    This McDonalds sandwich is delicious, and my heart will be thanking me in the future, when it gets to quit working early.

    • 281
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombrefefespeaksJonJon_BrownRSF788__ktoabHecklersDelight__jsmlynch__________GentlemanP1rate
    • 51
    • RETWEETS
    HecklersDelight__Illiter8__________Aphroditefter5__cynicanoldicusTastyTuneTweetsHollyMemphisc0nspiracycatkbojens
    VolcanoWolf______
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    "I love your cock because it's so easy to deep throat" isn't the best compliment I've received.

    • 259
    • LIKES
    JagerMouthJonJon_BrownRSF788__HecklersDelight__USATurbomanJaysmemoirGermFab1prncss_fifi
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    JohnathonFierceJaysmemoirGermFab1csmith5050__Illiter8__________sudeepalphonse__StairwaytoSe7enAphroditefter5__
    stacetoned
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    If I managed to get 8 hours of sleep one night, I could probably start moving shit with my mind.

    • 227
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__GeoroyoHecklersDelight__kindofdeviant__SuzzPaigeAphroditefter5__
    • 63
    • RETWEETS
    RSF788__gigi9211Aphroditefter5__sterlingevanliftyourlifedonyadarkojimandrewsmusictheshemartini
    AndRyanTF________
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    My in-laws invited me to dinner, but I'm already made plans to pass a pinecone through my dick hole tonight, so I can't go.

    • 227
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__HecklersDelight__tylercdaviesSlabBaconBPmusicaddict75jsmlynch__________
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    RSF788__Illiter8__________Aphroditefter5__jimandrewsmusicjasonlight73damn_it_EthelHotAmishBitchryanjogden
    Tetley6969Naggalie__________ffejin
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I saw a guy with two penises last night. They might have been photoshopped, but they definitely tasted real.

    • 202
    • LIKES
    JonJon_BrownRSF788__Georoyocsmith5050__captainspaghetichristinawilderjsmlynch__________StayGoldenGurl
    • 40
    • RETWEETS
    captainspaghetiIlliter8__________Aphroditefter5__Cpin42JackStainesLectorCaveo______MarcusOreally__jumpdashark
    ashleycremreftran__________
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I would NEVER fuck a girl in a wheelchair. She would be too hard to hide if my wife came home.

    • 204
    • LIKES
    JonJon_BrownRSF788__Illiter8__________musicaddict75StayGoldenGurlAphroditefter5__cynicanoldicusTheBeerGuy73
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    Illiter8__________Aphroditefter5__iamshakenbake23_LiesSummerLynne76MelissaJoy33SlabBaconBPhotdawgfangers
    ffejin
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    There's a great big novel in all of us, just waiting to be written. Mine's probably a bible hollowed out with a flask of patron in it.

    • 206
    • LIKES
    JonJon_BrownRSF788__Gr8BamHpHubertAphroditefter5__cynicanoldicussterlingevanXalqee
    • 32
    • RETWEETS
    Illiter8__________Gr8BamHpHubertAphroditefter5__TheBeerGuy73sassymcmelonstrumpthechumpbubblegumpopify
    Bry1972
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    Hey babe, I’ve been doin’ some thinking and…let’s just get back together and straight up kill each other this time.

    • 182
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__HpHuberthowdidodaAphroditefter5__ashgrashmaxbarnett000
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    RSF788__JavorsWinsHpHubertAngelaRN22____howdidodaAphroditefter5__sassymcmelonsIlliter8__________
    marebyteshidingfromme__
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    Just one more hour + 25 years until I'm done with work.

    • 184
    • LIKES
    JonJon_BrownRSF788__GeoroyoIamPliskenonedavedeepNostradamAssHat1JoeJoe1BDGarp
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    courtneytanishhcynicanoldicus1JoeJoe1AllieEm120Olanre_emmaAphroditefter5__sterlingevanHollyMemphis
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    People unfollow me b/c of smelling mistakes, clearly.

    • 193
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__AllieEm120Aphroditefter5__ashgrashmrt1mCpin42
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    Olanre_emmaAphroditefter5_____k_elvinKasin_acareenelbablli___wangwerain247mankaty_baybay
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    There's pretty much no going back once you've combined Booberry and Frankenberry into the same bowl.

    • 192
    • LIKES
    pizzasaucebosshangin_outkellyskellyhippocroteezElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__Prashant_dv______
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    Gsauer16Ghangin_outkellyskellyElKnuckelhombreIlliter8__________Aphroditefter5__BurroFumaEvilPandaX
  • DonSchanke
      ploop @DonSchanke

    I can't tell if my neighbor's music is hip hop or Indy, so I don't know which way to hate them.

    • 190
    • LIKES
    ElKnuckelhombreJonJon_BrownRSF788__just_evolvedAllieEm120BDGarpAphroditefter5__mrt1m
    • 23
    • RETWEETS
    Aphroditefter5__melakfilms2011MCMenseskevnastojumpdasharkpiplipsruffyoungMS2034
    MyLongBalls
@DonSchanke

@DonSchanke

i like a lot

Gift 128x128 eed6a6fa05c032b3463123779fd30e334924cb30b476ccedc6e6f7bdfdc37b10

Like @DonSchanke’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!