“@globalgrind: CRAZY! Texas Republican lynches “Obama”… http://t.co/vDqr705d” racism is still alive.

“@retwittings: Retweet if you currently hate a slut.”

“@retwittings: Mention a friend who dances like a monkey.” @ryan00c

“@footballfunnys: Hahaha! pic.twitter.com/HupG1i0c” @monteblackdude @ryan00c

“@footballfunnys: Barcelona pic.twitter.com/vFmIwedk” same with @realsaltlake

“@footballfunnys: Gareth Bale... pic.twitter.com/eu73nLSb” @ryan00c @monteblackdude

“@footballfunnys: Pepe.... http://t.co/kdhbOf7U” @monteblackdude @ryan00c

“@menshealthmag: "Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds."—FDR”

“@bestworstadvice: The best way to get a Lady Gaga song out of your head is with a bullet.”

“@koolrocktrill: "you aint wetting nobody, you Canada dry"” <--- @common

“@menshealthmag: Dating tip: Don't hit on her; TALK to her. Surprise her with something refreshing—conversation!”

“@bestworstadvice: Nervous about driving home after a long night of heavy drinking?
Smoke a little weed to help you relax.”

“@bestworstadvice: Did she just call you "dude"? Welcome to the Friend Zone.”

Might just buy this book. pic.twitter.com/0Q5qTBlf

“@footballfunnys: Massive #respect! pic.twitter.com/jVxFbFEy” @seitzy1

“@footymemes: Felix is over 100k feet now look what he found! pic.twitter.com/lgiIPNJd” @monteblackdude @ryan00c

“@notcristiano: Give me a break guys.. http://t.co/XJdbs58Q” @ryan00c @monteblackdude

“@footballfunnys: Pepe vs Bolt... http://t.co/1VitUsQh” @ryan00c

“@paulypeligroso: It's easy to tell which chicks are cutters. They're the ones that retweet love quote accounts.”

“@globalgrind: HE HAS A NAME: 6 yr old Dominick Andujor, stabbed to death while sleeping in his bed… http://t.co/r6KqBi77” why God why.