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Why must the press call jeremy Lin " super Asian point guard" He is a point guard. The best one the knicks have had in twenty years.
Just remember everyone, a vote for Obama is a vote for Donald trump losing his mind and the rest of his hair.
Went to see spiderman tonight...was still holding out hope my son would be peter parker. Hope denied .
Woke Up this morning and listened to Camp. OMG, it is Amazing. Donald, its a masterpiece. Love you Son. I was blown away. :)
it's cyber Monday. Time to make the digital coffee and make some pixel pancakes and high resolution bacon.
Doesn't romney act like the rude used car salesman you walked out on in the middle of a sales ?
Well, it time to read you all a bed time story: Once there was a kid and he was very Childish......He lived in a Camp and...Goodnight. LOL
Will boycott watching the Grammys this year. No camp by CG, no watch. There, I said it.
Wouldn't it be nuts if Paula Deen just came out all gangster and Said " Yeah, I have diabetes, but my job was to make sure you had em too'
Going to apply for the Mcguffin Neurological grant tonight before I develop Chang-nesia. Wait, what did I just tweet?
Good night twitter: freak your parents out by telling them you want to relive your childhood all over again. From birth.
Good nite twitter. Shine bright like a diamond.
Since tebow has trademark tebowing I am going to trademark pooping in home depot ( home squatting )
Biden will get a raise for this.
Saturday night tweets are the best. Because you can say things like poop and doo doo without the fear of repercussions.
Dear Mitt Romney: If you show me your Tax returns for the last 10 year i will show you how broke i have been for the last two.
So many days without my favorite viacom channels. I am now going door to door begging for a cup of entertainment and cheetos.
Happy Birthday Son. May you never have a sad moment in your life. Dad!
I'm watching Total Recall and I wonder if it would have been more fun with Samuel L Jackson? " You motherf**cker better give me my mind back
G series parental unit. Converse Allstar Owner. Dad of the year 3012 runner up!