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The delete button will set you free.
Uh oh, just saw my first ridiculous Mother's Day jewelry commercial. Just three more weeks of this crap, right?
Why can't the taste of foods be similar to their nutritional value? In my world Cheetos would be a fabulous super nutritious food.
What does it say about me that I got up for a glass of water and ended up vacuuming the downstairs? Nothing cool, I'll bet.
I? Am. Drink.
Why are we not using raw jalapeno juice in chemical warfare?
Alright. I'm reasonably attractive and I can suck the chrome off a bumper. It should not be this hard to find a Friend With Benefits.
You know all that Little Mermaid drama could have been saved if someone had just given Ariel a damn piece of paper and a pen.