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Uh oh, just saw my first ridiculous Mother's Day jewelry commercial. Just three more weeks of this crap, right?
@highlyirritable I never thought of that. I have slept on a bare mattress plenty of times though.
@samanthajcampen WHY oh WHY does the Man With the Yellow Hat never learn from his mistakes? You can't trust a fucking monkey!
@samanthajcampen what goes on between a woman and her sandwich is no one else's business. We don't judge.
Why can't the taste of foods be similar to their nutritional value? In my world Cheetos would be a fabulous super nutritious food.
Thanks to @whithonea and his ill-gotten VIP badges, I did not have to bring my princess ass into a port-o-potty
What does it say about me that I got up for a glass of water and ended up vacuuming the downstairs? Nothing cool, I'll bet.
In case you need reminder of why we should boycott Chick-fil-A http://t.co/jwGvmu8q
Alright. I'm reasonably attractive and I can suck the chrome off a bumper. It should not be this hard to find a Friend With Benefits.
@issamas I like air popped popcorn (popped in the microwave) with soy sauce on it. I also like rice cakes with peanut butter on top.
@faustshausuk I'm going to camp out in front of the Apple store to get one on the release day!
@statesman I really love your tweets. It almost distracts me from 43 days of 100+ temps.
You know all that Little Mermaid drama could have been saved if someone had just given Ariel a damn piece of paper and a pen.
If I get motivated, I might steam mop the floors. Shit's gettin' crazy 'round here.
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