A lot of people are here because life beat them up a little bit --they don't need any more. Be kind or be quiet.

What I remember from High School:

1. Smoking

2. Blow Jobs

3. Detention

4. Suspension

5. Something about a triangle

Teeth: Because blow jobs need to come with a gentle reminder of who's really in charge.

Doesn't matter if you're male or female, nothing is sexier than confidence. Nothing.

I think high heels are the only pajamas a woman ever needs.

Men have no idea how often they are just one "wow, girl, you look beautiful" compliment away from getting their brains fucked out.

Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork.

You don’t put up with someone’s bullshit because you love them. You only put up with it because you don’t love yourself enough.

You know you had a great night when the next morning you have to ask yourself how you're going to hide the bruises.

Women are beautiful creatures, but we are all completely insane.

Today I've decided my spirit animal is Grey Goose.

I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.

Press retweet if your nipples are hard right now.
If not, pinch your nipples, then press retweet.

Find someone you like & when you read back thru their TL you see a slice of their soul. Is anything cooler or more beautiful than that?

The most amazing people you’ll ever meet are the ones who had life rip their guts out, but can still find a way to laugh.

I had a shitty start in life & it left some mental scars & demons. But it also taught me unshakeable confidence in myself, & I earned that.

I want to fuck you hard enough to leave bite marks on your soul.

I am considering dating guys who are not assholes.

I love it when I get a spanking as a thanking.

I really love lipstick.

My lips, your stick.