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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    How do I delete this shitty app that lets people call me?

    • 1,273
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    TlaxBoy05wisdom_spewedLavanyaSethDclr8__sheraz35sMrsJekyllsHydejustbiffeditvikkaroni
    • 722
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05LavanyaSethDclr8__MrsJekyllsHydeloganj199ThatDangIndianthetobbiertstwittwitt19
    Jennifergr8nateottercirclejokesEatingZebras______TequilaTearsgreggified________
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Porn would be so much more realistic if they put a dog or cat in the background just staring at the actors intently.

    • 580
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    kellichristineDahmerscookpotTlaxBoy05Tim_Hawkenwisdom_spewedMountainRaptorsheraz35sTHEPokerWife
    • 316
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05MrsJekyllsHydebees_wingzAlyRoo_eezi_have_a_paunchleaserutdrtongue79Mesaheadk7
    RummyLauded
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    You can’t prove dinosaurs didn’t all die from sadness.

    • 326
    • FAVS
    Tim_HawkenTlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__LuvPugonelongbenderJazzzzzminaRichardProctorVodkaTiem
    • 217
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05VodkaTiemcaperbc75favstar_historyalbywizzyAlyssa_Jolie__MrJeremyHornpiercetheolly
    Mothpete
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    'OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! WHO THE FUCK PISSED HERE? OMG OMG OMG!' -my dog every four steps on a walk

    • 518
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    DahmerscookpotUrbanDouchebag4lana9TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__wisdom_spewedLavanyaSethTHEPokerWife
    • 216
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05LavanyaSethMrsJekyllsHydeDoreeOhhhhanastasStephsneezy20340967MikiepooCalicoBearcat
    2XSiv4U
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    It's like this cop doesn't even care that I have a cape on.

    • 491
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    bees_wingzYourAnMorondebbiepsychTlaxBoy05Tim_HawkenNatasshaStashKMk4Kicks__wisdom_spewed
    • 184
    • RETWEETS
    dinkxxxxprehabfrsomthinNatasshaStashTim_HawkenTlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__JanadeGimgmovvid
    mrtruthandsoul
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Guess who passed out first at the party... http://t.co/5yoMqt3o

    • 186
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    Jay1972JayMrJeremyHorncynicalminds_nhhabibBr_y_annTheGrimKingDamageCase999MandyMoeMents____
    • 172
    • RETWEETS
    cynicalminds_sub_conscious_fadedddd_ItsGioSlut_Insomaniacsiklooz__________BlueDreamer420Stonemania
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    ‘Dry those pussies, ladies. I’m just here for a sandwich.’ -How I order at Subway

    • 379
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    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__LuvPugonelongbendereliserose5caperbc75pragmatisticomgallama
    • 159
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05eliserose5caperbc75jackcharleswardalbywizzystunde_null_0Alyssa_Jolie__Neon_Dragon
    gristle_kissesj_luce31BigMickgarth0ff__________greggified________
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    If you're waiting on me to 'get ready' I'm probably just spending 20 minutes trying to get my hoodie strings the same length.

    • 414
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    EllenPallasTim_HawkenTlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__MrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugonelongbenderInThaBurbs
    • 148
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__Unreal_1caperbc75MariusStefi247khaasbeekChuckNorahwiltedflowers
    jayna_patrice
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    No I don't want to hold your fucking baby. You had it, you hold it.

    • 297
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    TlaxBoy05dewdabartmanKMk4Kicks__wisdom_spewedMrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugonelongbenderTheGMan19
    • 146
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__caperbc75mwachmwachb_dubya41jonnytattersallminnie_in_pink7OSUfreak82
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I just checked Facebook. There's still a bunch of babies and bible quotes. Oh, and this one guy baked a pie.

    • 349
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    KMk4Kicks__MrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugonelongbenderEL_bluebirdrushgurl2112lostaprilcaperbc75
    • 144
    • RETWEETS
    saugep_sarahrushgurl2112LiaThe_Loneonelostaprilcaperbc75TrippWaldenhaley_se____BlackSuedeShoe
    EmileeCaroChiefTwittler
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I can't believe women are just allowed to walk around and make decisions and shit.

    • 325
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    TlaxBoy05ijLangenTHEPokerWifeMrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugonelongbenderMyNextVictimcaperbc75
    • 106
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05MrsJekyllsHydecaperbc75nhhabibcandace_9871gristle_kissesTim_X_torieannesalt
    siamondayThe_Opposed__
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I never kiss and tell. My uncle was always very strict about that.

    • 378
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    TlaxBoy05wisdom_spewedMrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugCopperheadSammiericsshadowlllvvvzzzWilliamDettloff
    • 106
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05CopperheadSammilllvvvzzzimgmovvidWilliamDettloffPigDogWhorecrazyjet379westcoastphinz
    bite_it_harder
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Hey guys driving old cop cars, you owe me like 80 half joints. 

    • 227
    • FAVS
    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__MrsJekyllsHydeonelongbendergtfiskHorsecoqisfunnybarbie_doll921caperbc75
    • 99
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__gtfiskcaperbc75gristle_kisses1800RandyMaranaShaneJeffXTalarico
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    My sense of direction is terrible. I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

    • 265
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    TlaxBoy05KMk4Kicks__MrsJekyllsHydeericsshadowlllvvvzzzLuvCoopsAman93deepwestcoastphinz
    • 94
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05CaptYogaPantslllvvvzzzStewieJohnstonebillowwillow12ShettyONTHErunonelongbendercaperbc75
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    My TV screen just went black.

    I hope that old saying isn't true.

    • 304
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    TlaxBoy05MrsJekyllsHydeLuvPugonelongbendercaperbc75madicoreyLox_21jimandrewsmusic
    • 89
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05asbadasbadcanbecaperbc75mwachmwachb_dubya41Lox_21HeyJennyLeoneAndyzigla
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Can you overdose on Plan B? Asking because I'm making this girl breakfast.

    • 259
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    TlaxBoy05MrsJekyllsHydeonelongbenderdeschutz99barbie_doll921caperbc75omgallamajackcharlesward
    • 78
    • RETWEETS
    TlaxBoy05deschutz99caperbc75albywizzyAlyssa_Jolie__Favstar250nhhabibmolmiller________
    SeeEllVee
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Math quiz: if a jet traveling 867mph carrying One Direction crashed into a jet going 956mph carrying Justin Bieber, how cool would that be?

    • 97
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    ericsshadowlllvvvzzzpassion_bitesrheaxoxxLuvPugcuriousteejwolfmannjrgreciapapitas
    • 72
    • RETWEETS
    ksvdarshanAman93deepcpb1977lilgapeach32kittykat6251wolfmannjrshama_thakur99onelongbender
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    The best way to drink 5-hour Energy is to throw it in the trash and get some cocaine.

    • 140
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    onelongbenderhstweetheartLaRaconteusenhhabibclaireroche94rockermommy3BlairLoudlycandace_9871
    • 71
    • RETWEETS
    EddieMac330candace_9871bleedamericanxcggumusBuyergirl882bradilynn7amityrdjimmyrdraindesert
    StexcySaraESpivey
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I don't think this LSD is working, so I'm just going to tell all these dinosaurs to get out of my backyard.

    • 192
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    KMk4Kicks__onelongbenderadisgraceful__MyNextVictimcaperbc75albywizzyCheeseboy22nhhabib
    • 69
    • RETWEETS
    KMk4Kicks__caperbc75K_aroki_albywizzyAlyssa_Jolie__favstar_historyobi_ian_kenobiFoxsDailyNews
  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    If you're telling me a story and I say 'Oh, really?', I probably stopped listening around the beginning.

    • 239
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    KMk4Kicks__ScoobdooblesAnonysubwisdom_spewedonelongbenderNadya_KeiGrunge_Girl7caperbc75
    • 69
    • RETWEETS
    KMk4Kicks__wisdom_spewedcaperbc75nhhabibpoppywilceAverageClo________galiamangoMandyMoeMents____
    miss_ogyny_________bossnova
@Doom_Jedi

@Doom_Jedi

I saw Alan Thicke in an airport once.