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  • Doom_Jedi
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    Gift @Doom_Jedi Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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    Porn would be so much more realistic if they put a dog or cat in the background just staring at the actors intently.

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  • Doom_Jedi
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    You can’t prove dinosaurs didn’t all die from sadness.

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  • Doom_Jedi
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    'OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! WHO THE FUCK PISSED HERE? OMG OMG OMG!' -my dog every four steps on a walk

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  • Doom_Jedi
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    It's like this cop doesn't even care that I have a cape on.

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  • Doom_Jedi
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    Guess who passed out first at the party... http://t.co/5yoMqt3o

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    ‘Dry those pussies, ladies. I’m just here for a sandwich.’ -How I order at Subway

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      No one @Doom_Jedi

    No I don't want to hold your fucking baby. You had it, you hold it.

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    If you're waiting on me to 'get ready' I'm probably just spending 20 minutes trying to get my hoodie strings the same length.

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I just checked Facebook. There's still a bunch of babies and bible quotes. Oh, and this one guy baked a pie.

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    I can't believe women are just allowed to walk around and make decisions and shit.

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I never kiss and tell. My uncle was always very strict about that.

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    Hey guys driving old cop cars, you owe me like 80 half joints. 

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    My sense of direction is terrible. I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    My TV screen just went black.

    I hope that old saying isn't true.

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    Can you overdose on Plan B? Asking because I'm making this girl breakfast.

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    If you're telling me a story and I say 'Oh, really?', I probably stopped listening around the beginning.

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    Math quiz: if a jet traveling 867mph carrying One Direction crashed into a jet going 956mph carrying Justin Bieber, how cool would that be?

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  • Doom_Jedi
      No one @Doom_Jedi

    I don't think this LSD is working, so I'm just going to tell all these dinosaurs to get out of my backyard.

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      No one @Doom_Jedi

    The best way to drink 5-hour Energy is to throw it in the trash and get some cocaine.

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