ray j becomes the first artist ever to write and record a song years after the music video has been released

a raven flies in and eats all of the puppies in the puppy bowl

pop lock and drop out of high school

took a peak at marshall county's playbook for tonight. heres their signature play:

卐卐卐HITLER卐卐卐

and starting for the marshalls, number 1: 卐卐卐卐 卐卐卐! *cheers* starting QB, number 16: 卐卐卐 卐卐卐卐卐卐 *cheers* at running back, number 86: 卐卐 卐卐卐卐

youre a wigger, harry

on a pH scale of 7-14, how basic are you

so everyone remember this week is national MAKE UP YOUR OWN HUG-THEMED HOLIDAY WEEK DONT FORGET!

'insta'gram? more like 'wait five hours to fix itself and load a few pictures'-agram.

marshall draws a swastika on our field because if its not their home game, by god, theyre gonna make it feel like it is.

honey i krumped the kids

twitter is just people saying really cliché things that get rt'd by really cliché people.

#EasilyAttractedTo magnets

i would rather swan dive through a meat grinder than listen to anything a mayfield student ever had to say

HUH WOAH. SO THATS WHAT YOUR NAMES MEAN. I LIKE ALL OF YOU A LOT MORE NOW. THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT. TELLING ME WHAT YOUR NAMES MEAN.

ay gurrrrl,.. ;) add me on edmodo ;) ;)

breakin' out my yogas today with my pals #fun #happiness #community #service #family

now ill never know that none of the 1500 gchs students have crush on me. :( ruining all the fun

*smells hint of tanning lotion and regret in the breeze* oh no.. theyre back...

beyonce addresses lip syncing critics during super bowl halftime show by not singing at all.