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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    My boyfriend is so Jewish, he'd watch Porn backwards just to see the hooker give the money back.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol.

    Like Customs, for example.

    • 1,564
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    TrinaCAWoodMelz89SusanRinellmadmagickd33nycMs_Lilly_Pyrobertmayo2121skeptic67
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    li4mst3w4rtNeutrontrilogy1knotwholeTheRealDrToddNeonWhiskymrschaotic__titsNtatertotsemirkr
  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I hate it when my husband accuses me of not caring about whatever the fuck he was talking about.

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    houffymattgallo123jeffreyvanclea1Marlebean5haelThedudishCrystalMoonableBasstardy________jdstalnaked
  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Ladies- it's important to have a man that:

    1) Rocks in bed
    2) Buys you stuff
    3) Compliments you
    4) These 3 men do not know each other.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I hate Jehovah Witnesses.

    Mind you, being of Italian descent, I hate any witnesses.

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    ericonederfulsmartypeachRummyLaudedBurgee66__________RykWeston________
  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    How to find your wife while shopping:

    1- Call out her name
    2- Check the cosmetics aisle
    3- Smack another woman's ass

    • 1,009
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    UnderchildeTacoStamp1momofguppiesStinkyGr33nKittenMcKaylovemydogduckDwim74hbazak
    • 452
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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap.

    Must be his alarm system.

    • 1,023
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    • 398
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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes.

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    WonderMonkey78A_SmartAsseliserose5__Bathing_in_Sin____ryang121__________jasonlight73cfishing
  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    FOR SALE:

    Wedding dress size 6. Only worn once. By mistake.

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    • 276
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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes.

    You know, cause they can't reach and all.

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    UnderchildeTacoStamp1momofguppiesStinkyGr33nlovemydogduckDwim74quibble0004StephanieSous
    • 270
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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Ladies, stop getting all Pavlovy when you see a man open a car door for his woman.

    Either the car is new or the woman is.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I like to cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Guns don't kill people.

    Celine Dion's music kills people.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    I had salad for supper. Potato salad. It had lots of potatoes. They were distilled. Ok it was Vodka. I had Vodka.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Pigs would have a much longer lifespan if they weren't made out of bacon.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    "Let's go somewhere expensive tonight"
    We drove to the gas station, filled up & came back home.

    Now, we're eating soup out of a can.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    Ever read an inspirational quote that completely transformed your life?

    A) No
    B) A
    C) B

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    There are two different kinds of pedestrians.

    Ones that cross quickly and ones that get stuck under my car.

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  • DosieDoe
      Dosie Doe @DosieDoe

    There are 7,128 grocery carts to choose from, yet I always manage to pick the one that makes me look like I have Cerebral Palsy.

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    roadkill3xPaul_Rego________InconsteveableUnFitz
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