I really am too nice of a person

@pontotockid want to go hammocking sometime? It's been a while

Every time I drive through Pontotoc I look for meth, churches, and happy families @pontotockid

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're man enough.

"This is the biggest community college I've ever been to." - Mr. Tyler McNeil about LSU

If @pontotockid and I had our own nation, the national animal would be the sloth. #truth

@pontotockid #hammockbonding

Just saw a girl dressed as Snow White get scared the shit out if by a dude dressed as Darth Maul. #college

"I have like 50 Halloween costumes that if you sewed them all together would cover enough skin for one person." #halloween #college

“@alexlomauro: @halsullivan too latee” I can't tell if this is a typo or a great pun

“@shawadcock: Rain. Pourin'.” ALL MY CARS IS FOREIGN

“@shawadcock: I wish Barney Stinson could be my wingman.”

I'm going to drop out and do acoustic covers of Drake, Frank Ocean, and Ellie Goulding at coffee shops

Anyone that wants to spend their life in Columbus obviously hasn't been anywhere else in the world

OH MY GOD NEW SLAVES NEW SLAVES #TYBG #YEEZUS

Hey, any of my black followers want to take me to a party? White people suck, I want to turn the fuck up to ratchet music and drink ciroc

Why the fuck doesn't anyone stay up as late as I do?

@thezaharadesert Macklemore top 5 dead or alive, number 1-5 #realhiphop

"I love camping, because anything can happen." - Meredith from The Office

Yes, lady at the POD, I am ok, thanks for asking in a judgmental tone. #finalsweek