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I hate girls who plan their weddings at Starbucks. Some of us are trying to forget about marriage & eat our 5 cookies IN PEACE ALONE FOREVER
If you're ever in the mood to be grossed out, watch an old persons mouth while they eat a fried egg. It will change your life.
Holy shit! It’s 12/12/12? I’m having a hard time containing all the fucks I don’t give.
7-11 ON CORYDON AND NIAGRA IS OUT OF SLURPEE I REPEAT OUT OF SLURPEE STAY IN YOUR HOMES AND REMAIN CALM
Yelled “WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOOOXXXX?!” a-la Brad Pitt in Seven and nobody cared so I’m canceling Christmas.
I’m so glad you guys are keeping me updated on the Olympics. Seems impossible to find information about them anywhere else on the internet.
The realization that I will never be able to pet all the dogs on earth is making me feel physically ill.
Smells like a dead guy in this bus shack. I don’t wanna point fingers, but I think the smell is coming from the dead guy in this bus shack.
"Mrs. Clause could've started a weed lab & smoked out everyone for a fair price in the Arctic Circle!" via @impersonals http://goo.gl/50wfC
Skinny girls are hired to be waitresses because there’s no risk of them stealing any good food. Nobody gives a shit about missing lettuce.
Thanks for the outrage, smug hipster “journalists”. I hope the vibration of your maniacal typing rattles your fucking coffee onto your lap.
“If the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you.”
“No, sir, the girl really worth having wont wait for anybody.”
Things you CAN'T find on Kijiji: shuriken, swords, bo staff, kamas, tonfas, nunchaku, crossbows, blowguns, eskrima stick, cricket bat, love.
Smiling at dogs since 1988.
