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Wasn't it just a couple of years ago that China and the U.S. each blew up satellites with lasers? #tweetthenation
Since most of our labor has been outsourced, does China get the day off?
“Stay away from the brown bath salts!”
Rosanne Barr is running for President, following in the comic footsteps Pat Paulson, Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich.
I feel like a million bucks. A sold-off, beaten down, devalued, quantitatively eased, downgraded million bucks. #Fed
Obama to invite S&P to an ice cream summit. Double-dips for everyone! #downgrade
"Dude, you're getting a generator!" -Michael Dell to Indian Tech Support
"You know how to raspberry, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and go, 'Pppffffffttt!'" #movielinefirstdrafts
Genius Bar? They didn't even know how to make an Appletini.