Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
No one who has ever done a walk-though of SkyCity pokie machines during the day would ever think 'Yes, we need more of this.'
Mike Hosking, John Tamihere and Michael Laws walk into a bar. Everyone leaves.
Apparently if you use the word 'apology' somewhere in a sentence where you don't apologise, that constitutes an apology.
"Let them eat urinal cake!" Tau Henare
Key: We're going to spy on you.
NZ: I iz scared! Please spy on me!
/what went through Key's head. Apparently.
Remember when our scandals were a PM who signed a picture she didn't paint and whose driver broke the speed limit? Crazy, terrible, days.
If they ever make a NZ version of American Psycho I volunteer Simon Bridges for the lead part. Come on, you can picture it.
Poor people can keep their hands off my money! We need jobs not unproductive unmined land. Solo mums, boo!
I'm practicing for a RNZ job.