F'ING BRILLIANT RT @caseymckinnon HA! A Very Portal Christmas Tree: http://t.co/cyG78keb (via @fee501st @colincampbellx)

@fakedansavage When will the little guy (multinational corporations) finally get help standing up to oppressors (advice columnists)?

The appeal of Star Trek is the dream of living in a world where everyone isn't a fucking idiot.

@roryalbanese That's not a good name for a horse unless it was born five feet from the finish line but managed to lose anyway.

Also, nobody works on my SW film unless they agree that Boba Fett is an overrated character. He's a mall cop wearing a bucket on his head.

Are you a software manager and find that your coders are often staring into space? Congrats, you're succeeding! A coder's job is to think.

It's the Friday Brain-Teaser! This week's question: given that people everywhere are so awful, why bother going anywhere or doing anything?

Whenever I have to touch PHP code, I feel like an undercover cop having sex with a prostitute to prove to gangsters that he's one of them.

Half the time I listen to Coast To Coast AM, I enjoy the surrealism, & the other half I'm screaming at the radio THIS IS NONSENSE YOU MORON!

@delyseious Wine IS toothpaste.

My startup disrupts the blah blah blah in the yawn space.

Well deserved RT @gamasutra Journey's development team embraces on stage after winning Game of the Year at the GDCAs. pic.twitter.com/9ioULGJbIl

Richard Dawkins tweeting about Muslims resembles your old angry uncle forwarding racist emails about...Muslims.

Would totally buy one. MT @neinquarterly Tickle Me Werner Herzog only laughs when I tell him the universe isn't indifferent to our pain.

Twenty seven years ago, when I was first ignoring the movie "Footloose," I never would have thought that I'd be ignoring the remake today.

I feel that gays should have the same rights as straights, which is to say, no rights at all. EVERYBODY SHOULD BE MY SLAVE.

When I was a kid, space colonies were the future & dinosaurs were cool. Today we've abandoned space & know dinosaurs were giant chickens.

Women like a man with confidence, so I'm putting "I know what I want and I don't care who I have to kill to get it" on my OKCupid profile.

My promise to you: if I ever shoot a man in Reno, it won't be just to watch him die. It will be for sound economic reasons.

@whatsamatta_u The extra taxes I'd pay from Bush cuts expiring are far less than the taxes I'm paying to fund the billionaires' tax cuts.