If my gf wanna break up she gotta make a 16-slide PowerPoint presentation w her sources cited on why. If I don't like it we still going out

Nice butts are nice

@thefakeemilydel @lilmissmaddy pic.twitter.com/KHvpf93n

IF YOU WEREN'T BORN IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN STATES I CONSIDER YOU A COMMUNIST

Hoe RT @justtrynacuddle: I want to be played with

If you're in high school and go out on weeknights... you're a hoe

RT if you tryna fall in love tonight

@ratchetcentral http://t.co/8vtLarNQ

Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow

Females break up with you way before they let you know it

Still upset savannah Bartlett is getting married

@c_kamm ily

2 chain?

@brianlundy, @no_tats_b, and @sourrozay are my only glimpses into "black twitter"

People say you're honest when you're drunk but when I'm drunk I lie and steal random shit like bar mats...

If you don't take her to restaurants with good enough food to put on Instagram she's gonna cheat on you

WE GET IT PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM, YOU LIKE SMOKING WEED

But I had also eaten 5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms so there's that

Savannah Bartlett makes me not want to have a daughter

Opposites attract but similar people stay together