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If my gf wanna break up she gotta make a 16-slide PowerPoint presentation w her sources cited on why. If I don't like it we still going out
Nice butts are nice
IF YOU WEREN'T BORN IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN STATES I CONSIDER YOU A COMMUNIST
If you're in high school and go out on weeknights... you're a hoe
RT if you tryna fall in love tonight
Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow
Females break up with you way before they let you know it
Still upset savannah Bartlett is getting married
People say you're honest when you're drunk but when I'm drunk I lie and steal random shit like bar mats...
If you don't take her to restaurants with good enough food to put on Instagram she's gonna cheat on you
WE GET IT PEOPLE ON INSTAGRAM, YOU LIKE SMOKING WEED
But I had also eaten 5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms so there's that
Savannah Bartlett makes me not want to have a daughter
Opposites attract but similar people stay together