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If my gf wanna break up she gotta make a 16-slide PowerPoint presentation w her sources cited on why. If I don't like it we still going out
Nice butts are nice
IF YOU WEREN'T BORN IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL THIRTEEN STATES I CONSIDER YOU A COMMUNIST
If you're in high school and go out on weeknights... you're a hoe
RT if you tryna fall in love tonight
Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow
Caring is creepy
If you visit Times Square when you're in NYC you're a peasant
Wow everyone should Instagram food today since we're eating the exact same thing!
She's morphine, queen of my vaccine
What if you get married and then get bored of that person
I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book
PL in cola then bassnectar charleston then big gigantic all the same week goodbye serotonin receptors
If your girls never unfollowed/blocked you on twitter then it's not real