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'Nut on a butt' should really be a phrase.
Since we can cure Ebola, I think it's time to find a cure for Blue Balls.
If you've been in a hotel room after me, then chances are you've made contact with my balls.
Oh that drip...face goes numb
Do the people that try to sell followers know about the retweet button?
You there...yea, you....lets fuck.
Sometimes you just need to seize the day and squirt all over it.
The 80's were fucking awesome. Tight clothes, crazy hair, cocaine.
Step 2 on how to be a douche: Call bitches, well...bitches.
Step one on how to be a douche: Slap a Monster bumper sticker on your car.
My new philosophy in life is to not do for someone what they wouldn't do for you. In the end, it will just end of hurting you even more.
I'm only fucking when it's convenient.
Never put your name on the line for someone that wouldn't do the same for you.
I don't want to be heard, I want to be listened to.
An e-cig so masculine it looks like a butt plug.
Oh you want to go to bonerville? Well get in line and set a course for intercourse.
If you look like two completely different people with and w/out makeup on, then I'm sorry, you're phony as fuck.
I want you, minus all the bullshit.