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To bleach or not bleach your butthole. Thats the real question.
King size bed +1 spot available. I've had my shots, had a vasectomy, and am financially stable. Get at me.
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Absinthe
1/2 oz Mountain Dew
My night is already planned out.
Well, that makes 43 ghost boners for the day.
You're not Beverly Golberg and this isn't 19eighty-something. You take your ass out there and get a job.
Dear Def Leopard,
Maybe I want someone to pour some sugar on me....
Don't be selfish on Fellatio Friday. Give and receive.
Having problems with coworkers stealing your lunch? Simple solution, inject it with AIDS.
If you're dating a dude with crosses and sparkles on his jeans then I'm sorry to say you're actually dating a girl.
Monday's are the best when you hate living with your wife.
Girls don't forget to scissor someone you love today.
Dudes, carry on.
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