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Adam Sandler is the Nickelback of actors.
Nipples piercings are the international sign for 'I fuck on the first date.'
Stretch marks on a mom is like flames on a badass muscle car. It adds character and makes it more awesome.
A follow all button for Favstar please
You had me at 'emotional train wreck.'
Nothing like 3 quick shots and a beer at 3am.
Sometimes I wake my kids up when they are sleeping because I miss them.
Friendship was easier when you had a top 10 friends list.
Due to resource allocation constraints, I am unable to fuck with you.
Im at my most fancy when I use lube instead of spit.
Please don't ruin Sons of Anarchy for me as I'm getting caught up on Netflix. I gotta see if Clay gets broken out and if Tara rats.