Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Truck drivers driving side-by-side with each other are the real American assholes.
The only person I'm afraid of losing right now is myself.
Can I just go ahead and connect with you all on LinkedIn?
You people seem like upstanding citizens.
This Hot Pocket closely resembles the feelings of poverty.
Changing your name on here is like going into Incognito Mode. Sometimes it's necessary. Because porn.
Going one day without shaving makes me feel like I should be lost in the wilderness eating turtles and shit just to survive.
I just want to slide and thrust myself all up in your lists.
If someone doesn't give a fuck about me and my feelings and opinions then I won't give a fuck about theirs.
I don't care if she has big boobs or little boobs as long as she has all of her teeth. Good dental hygiene is important ya'll.
If you've never come across a tweet you were too shy or embarrassed to star/RT then you aren't following the right people.
So many Fuck Yous and middle fingers, so little time. I'll get around to you all eventually.
I'm quoting song lyrics today. My Twitter; I do what the fuck I want. You can't touch this. I like big butts.
<----Not afraid to use my real name.