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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Over-parenting is still parenting. Beats the fuck out of under-parenting.

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    brianburchett24160booksfusedudeTITTYSTONEDInnocentMarina6fsufloresGrimAmazonAvatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Atheists try to get Christians to convert while Christian try to convert atheists. Im sitting here thinking we all jerk off to the same porn

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    AlexvanBeek
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Monday Twitter is just weekend Twitters sloppy seconds.

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    HitGirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBmkesquireSarahDyerxoxSchantzlawDearAbbySimonthe_anastasia
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    HitGirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBSchantzlawSullaBlackPmkd4228Avatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't care what size or color you are. If you are a human being and not an asshole, I like you.

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    jjkRRTPippersheenmeemeebeeMasterOfFurythedecadent_smurfetteBzoya1331HeyZeus666
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    meemeebeesmurfetteBlaurajennyjojkstillsOrangeDogsMomtypenshadowkissingfroggzJenHaesele
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You're a nobody unless you have a secret passageway/room in your house. Just another schmuck.

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    meemeebeeMasterOfFuryTw0PennethSteelCityDawnthatstingseahmothSqueakyFrecklesfsuflores
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    fsufloreslasergirl70smurfetteBLDJ666
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.

    So...41 is the limit fellas.

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    Just_Jess_AgainCRobbieLVwhereami18Tw1tter_K1ttenrustygunterattsmcjayJabba_Jabba_JawTina_Layne
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    whereami18rustygunterJabba_Jabba_JawTina_LaynePussycatPlacecigarexecfredattockVegasGalMary
    Qckhd
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I bet some Barry Manilow sounds dope as shit with those larger than life headphones.

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    meemeebeeJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0PennethclassickrispyMorethanamazing__WebbPaganfingerSkinnieTalls
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    MasterOfFurySkinnieTallsmarcia_beesuperdadatron__SusanMizerasmurfetteBjusforkix13financecharge
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

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    therealnuge820thatsuperdadrachelle_mandikKennyD444cigarinLEDawesrubbmybuttilluminati_dyke
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    BEbstyneangienvancethatsuperdaddarizioFlorenceLangdonKennyD444cigarinitsmemistydawn
    _Ellsie_Mr_Unknown2u______Your_Boy_DylanCelebrityChezjazbeebz
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    The world needs more cats and dogs and less humans.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__zorgodmarcia_beeeczemaneksuperdadatron__
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    micheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__quita_bunniesmarcia_beeEngelaaaaaasup_Sammie__superdadatron__Nicster_
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Dear people that run out of gas while driving: how the fuck??

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    JaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1MsFucketryli4mst3w4rtTw1tter_K1ttengeekycooker
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    MasterOfFuryjessecarlson23li4mst3w4rt68suziQmarcia_beecrunchenhancedAnAverageGiantsuperdadatron__
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    This is the true story of millions of people joining Twitter to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

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    naveen_wronakedlaughing__BridgetMamacitaKimKardashsToeMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1mtnmamaste
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    sissypeacenakedlaughing__MasterOfFurymicheleryan1marcia_beesuperdadatron__cherryminxsmurfetteB
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Being tired of bullshit is much more tiring than being tired from lack of sleep.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0PennethSardonicTartNIKKIDIAMONDS80zorgodmarcia_beesuperdadatron__mahatmatweeter
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    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't star/rt people because they are pro members, I do it cause they deserve it or show love.

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    SardonicTart_Bad_Karmamarcia_beeSyedaAliyaHasansuperdadatron__smurfetteBSeiYoung83SlipperySecret
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People that use E-Cigs are the new people that wear Axe body spray and Tap-Out shirts.

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    zorgodmarcia_beehotel_foxtrotabhorrent_wifesuperdadatron__jamitupinJulieFroolieInkedUpKidder
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    InnocentMarina6
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Can dudes even snuggle their girls without getting a boner? If so, please tell me your secret, wizard.

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    YourDailyGross
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Canada, tits, and beer.

    Feel free to trophy this now.

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    nancy_yogapants
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I'd rather have 2 followers that read my shit and occasionally retweet than 29k that don't.

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    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I wish I loved anything as much as assholes on Facebook loved taking quizzes.

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    Tw0PennethMagnolia7610li4mst3w4rtLindaInDisguiseJayson_Two_timeUnPerfectMomandyfarrelsucksthisislizz
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    li4mst3w4rtJayson_Two_timethisislizzmeemeebeeWarWithMyMindCommonSavantiwearaonesieVerovee
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Real books > electronic books.

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    OneFunnyMummyvendetti42peb671superdadatron__shucksmaisJanineEnnaQueefTornadosmurfetteB
    smurfetteBInnocentMarina6
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People who have kicked a drug addiction are stronger than those that never started. Don't be a judgy prick.

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    smurfetteB
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