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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.

    So...41 is the limit fellas.

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    dixiedeadheadNorCalBrattBrandonFord5XLCadillacMajorboobagejenoftheforrestmspredicateHeSlimedMeRay
    • 400
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    NorCalBrattXLCadillacBGH70pie_and_dryskullpuppy11RykWestonjust1foolcranky_unfun_1
    RykWestonQckhd__
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Remember back in the day when a bully got the fuck beat out of them and the person getting bullied didn’t commit suicide? Good times.

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    ford_princess22TattleTSisterkathybotteasahighwifeUberdeadquietlybiasedRollAroundSue__VicFuture__
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    TattleTSisterquietlybiasedVicFuture__clowndrohollywood_95_69InnocentMarina6
    quietlybiased
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If a girl pulls out a knife on you during a fight, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

    • 379
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    NorCalBrattBobarti_NLDXLCadillacMajorboobagejenoftheforrestLadyAltiSonanteBGH70histwaddle
    • 320
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    lhgmk2NorCalBrattshwetabh2psych0ciaraXLCadillacwestcoastphinzSlipperySecretBGH70
    BillArrundaledaniel_shaw
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Sometimes you just need a hug. And a blowjob. And seven hundred thousand dollars.

    • 1,004
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    girljungleNorCalBrattIncognickiauthenticpaintDavhoPldalfotografieableTheMadCriticbuhsbaby_baby
    • 673
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    RorNotRedBeer4AGoodTimeNorCalBrattblindjaywalkersipknDavhoPldalsuperfunkiebuhsbaby_baby
    J_Illunninatiweb_supergirl
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Show me the barrel of your shotgun so I know the love is real.

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    TattleTSisterkathybotteasnovicefatherHeyZeus666DallianceDemuresmurfetteBNichollsTerenceAmyEliza1013B
    • 5
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    TattleTSisterchrisreidradioDinostampedeNotoriousBeepAvatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Jerking off in my wife's hair while she's sleeping is about as adventurous as I get nowadays.

    • 198
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    TattleTSistercomedynmeTRBLmakerJBSMajorboobageJimboleemBGH70histwaddleClarkeMcMakin
    • 72
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    TattleTSisterMajorboobagehistwaddlequietlybiasedPshizz45__FloodyHippieBillArrundaleJohnBechard
    JohnBechard
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I have no idea what the hell I'm doing and that's ok.

    • 33
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    Vol_lllSeiYoung83TeowulfNapaIndian1961LoveScienceMuscrobynslcswChambersFineArtsmurfetteB
    • 17
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    Vol_lllSeiYoung83EspindolaAnaliaChambersFineArtsmurfetteBTayJeff5NichollsTerencejoleneaflower
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Over-parenting is still parenting. Beats the fuck out of under-parenting.

    • 35
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    Sara_C_NoonieeliquidnoshToxicProbablyTeaBeaPeaOrignalceQueenjcsh_claireBlaineKyloribuckmajor
    • 14
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    Sirena617OrignalceQueenBlaineKynorthcountry316kathybotteaszokobabythejacquiofusedude
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Atheists try to get Christians to convert while Christian try to convert atheists. Im sitting here thinking we all jerk off to the same porn

    • 15
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    Bros_anaTattleTSisterkathybotteassilent_musingsplumburHeyZeus666the_anastasiaTheMichaelRock
    • 6
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    TattleTSisterplumburStinson_DesiAlexvanBeekOneTheyCallJayAlexandriaSweet
    AlexvanBeek
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Monday Twitter is just weekend Twitters sloppy seconds.

    • 21
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    kathybotteashitgirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBmkesquireSarahDyerxoxSchantzlawDearAbbySimon
    • 7
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    hitgirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBSchantzlawSullaBlackPmkd4228__Avatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't care what size or color you are. If you are a human being and not an asshole, I like you.

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    what2vrjrza84beefman138imfuckedanywaysnovicefatherjjkRRTPippersheenmeemeebee
    • 39
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    jrza84imfuckedanywaysmeemeebeesmurfetteBlaurajennyjojkstillsOrangeDogsMomakaCorbinDallas
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You're a nobody unless you have a secret passageway/room in your house. Just another schmuck.

    • 16
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    meemeebeeMasterOfFuryTw0PennethSteelCityDawnthatstingseahmothSqueakyFrecklesfsuflores
    • 4
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    fsufloreslasergirl70smurfetteBLDJ666
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I bet some Barry Manilow sounds dope as shit with those larger than life headphones.

    • 30
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    kathybotteasmeemeebeeJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0PennethclassickrispyMorethanamazing__WebbPaganfinger
    • 11
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    MasterOfFurySkinnieTallsmarcia_beesuperdadatron__CrusinSoozansmurfetteBjusforkix13financecharge
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

    • 2,071
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    MarjaUtelarichbird4Missy_KellDarkerWillowautumn_bgoNakkiNuVERD_Is_thewordDearJane
    • 2,024
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    i2929Lauralye6jbyerly81T_T_Robinsonautumn_bgoJimsBeauNakkiNuniinsuvi
    DumbAliasMr_Unknown2u______Your_Boy_DylanCelebrityChezjazbeebz
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    The world needs more cats and dogs and less humans.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__zorgodmarcia_beeeczemaneksuperdadatron__
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    micheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__quita_bunniesmarcia_beeEngelaaaaaasup_Sammie__superdadatron__Nicster_
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Dear people that run out of gas while driving: how the fuck??

    • 110
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    kalkevimfuckedanywaysnovicefatherJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1MsFucketry
    • 51
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    kalkevimfuckedanywaysMasterOfFuryjessecarlson23li4mst3w4rt68suziQmarcia_beecrunchenhanced
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    This is the true story of millions of people joining Twitter to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

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    NaveenAbridgednakedlaughingBridgetMamacitaKimKardashsToeMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1mtnmamaste
    • 24
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    sissypeacenakedlaughingMasterOfFurymicheleryan1marcia_beesuperdadatron__cherryminxsmurfetteB
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Being tired of bullshit is much more tiring than being tired from lack of sleep.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0PennethSardonicTartNIKKIDIAMONDS80zorgodmarcia_beesuperdadatron__mahatmatweeter
    • 22
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    SardonicTartthisnaughtygirlNIKKIDIAMONDS80marcia_beesuperdadatron__thisislizzmeemeebeeNa_Na_34
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't star/rt people because they are pro members, I do it cause they deserve it or show love.

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    Tw0Penneth_magicbird_SardonicTart_Bad_Karmafindmydollsmarcia_beeXstcherSyedaAliyaHasan
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    SardonicTart_Bad_Karmamarcia_beeSyedaAliyaHasansuperdadatron__smurfetteBSeiYoung83SlipperySecret
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People that use E-Cigs are the new people that wear Axe body spray and Tap-Out shirts.

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    zorgodmarcia_beehotel_foxtrotabhorrent_wifesuperdadatron__jamitupinJulieFroolieInkedUpKidder
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    CadaverAGoGomarcia_beeMargo_Zipfccccscsuperdadatron__InkedUpKiddermisssugarquotedheather_h96
    InnocentMarina6
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