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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Remember back in the day when a bully got the fuck beat out of them and the person getting bullied didn’t commit suicide? Good times.

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    kathybotteasahighwifeUberdeadquietlybiasedRollAroundSue__VicFuturetaylordayne19SharonVonGinger
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    quietlybiasedVicFutureclowndrohollywood_95_69InnocentMarina6
    quietlybiased
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If a girl pulls out a knife on you during a fight, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

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    JohnDuffy21FloodyHippiea_olivia4212CelebrityChezkathybotteasMoJundiShroppaSoGhostLike
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    FloodyHippieSoGhostLikeBillArrundaleGina52263819OutOnTheMoorsMtedmoMaryKemp10EvilPandaX
    BillArrundaledaniel_shaw
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Sometimes you just need a hug. And a blowjob. And seven hundred thousand dollars.

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    SassyChantelleHitGirl516spiceweasel42justmarienowDarkTallBastardLuckyDouglassKirstensDeskstellaloubutler
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    DJShrinathtizzyfbbyjustmarienowDarkTallBastardimalilfrazyBridget_A_007CelebYouTauntClarenceBeeksX
    J_Illunninatiweb_supergirl
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Show me the barrel of your shotgun so I know the love is real.

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    kathybotteasnovicefatherHeyZeus666DallianceDemuresmurfetteBNichollsTerenceAmyEliza1013BAndersViane
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    chrisreidradioDinostampedeNotoriousBeepAvatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Jerking off in my wife's hair while she's sleeping is about as adventurous as I get nowadays.

    • 190
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    andyfwhitePShultz45ElChavaletoFloodyHippiekelkulusAxenbaneBillArrundalequietlybiased
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    quietlybiasedPShultz45FloodyHippieBillArrundaleJohnBechardimfuckedanywaysCurly_gurl135hangin_out
    JohnBechard
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I have no idea what the hell I'm doing and that's ok.

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    Vol_lllSeiYoung83TeowulfNapaIndian1961LoveScienceMuscrobynslcswChambersFineArtsmurfetteB
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    Vol_lllSeiYoung83EspindolaAnaliaChambersFineArtsmurfetteBTayJeff5NichollsTerencejoleneaflower
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Over-parenting is still parenting. Beats the fuck out of under-parenting.

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    Sara_C_NoonieeliquidnoshToxicProbablyTeaBeaPeaOrignalceQueenjcsh_claireBlaineKyloribuckmajor
    • 13
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    Sirena617OrignalceQueenBlaineKynorthcountry316kathybotteaszokobaby160booksfusedude
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Atheists try to get Christians to convert while Christian try to convert atheists. Im sitting here thinking we all jerk off to the same porn

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    kathybotteassilent_musingsplumburHeyZeus666the_anastasiaTheMichaelRockFickle_FillyAlexvanBeek
    • 5
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    plumburStinson_DesiAlexvanBeekOneTheyCallJayAlexandriaSweet
    AlexvanBeek
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Monday Twitter is just weekend Twitters sloppy seconds.

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    kathybotteasHitGirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBmkesquireSarahDyerxoxSchantzlawDearAbbySimon
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    HitGirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBSchantzlawSullaBlackPmkd4228Avatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't care what size or color you are. If you are a human being and not an asshole, I like you.

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    imfuckedanywaysnovicefatherjjkRRTPippersheenmeemeebeeMasterOfFurythedecadent_smurfetteB
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    imfuckedanywaysmeemeebeesmurfetteBlaurajennyjojkstillsOrangeDogsMomAkaCorbindallaskissingfroggz
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You're a nobody unless you have a secret passageway/room in your house. Just another schmuck.

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    meemeebeeMasterOfFuryTw0PennethSteelCityDawnthatstingseahmothSqueakyFrecklesfsuflores
    • 4
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    fsufloreslasergirl70smurfetteBLDJ666
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.

    So...41 is the limit fellas.

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    toofabulashlisalala7440SafferMNstellaloubutlerSalmal44AkaCorbindallasKmPensingerShhhmavid
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    lisalala7440danmatthews67KmPensingerlunchboxx33ShhhmavidHitGirl516jeffaweeclark2fresh2x
    Qckhd__
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I bet some Barry Manilow sounds dope as shit with those larger than life headphones.

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    kathybotteasmeemeebeeJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0PennethclassickrispyMorethanamazing__WebbPaganfinger
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    MasterOfFurySkinnieTallsmarcia_beesuperdadatron__SusanMizerasmurfetteBjusforkix13financecharge
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

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    sarah6804drgreenthumbs13annihilaityamber_hassononeillmarleysquarehippieDomaneWwwangelalowery93
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    sarah6804drgreenthumbs13XLanesKid11amber_hassonLost_EpisodejoespnutdrjewpooDomaneWww
    _Ellsie_Mr_Unknown2u______Your_Boy_DylanCelebrityChezjazbeebz
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    The world needs more cats and dogs and less humans.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__zorgodmarcia_beeeczemaneksuperdadatron__
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    micheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__quita_bunniesmarcia_beeEngelaaaaaasup_Sammie__superdadatron__Nicster_
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Dear people that run out of gas while driving: how the fuck??

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    kalkevimfuckedanywaysnovicefatherJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1MsFucketry
    • 51
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    kalkevimfuckedanywaysMasterOfFuryjessecarlson23li4mst3w4rt68suziQmarcia_beecrunchenhanced
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    This is the true story of millions of people joining Twitter to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

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    NaveenAbridgednakedlaughingBridgetMamacitaKimKardashsToeMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1mtnmamaste
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    sissypeacenakedlaughingMasterOfFurymicheleryan1marcia_beesuperdadatron__cherryminxsmurfetteB
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Being tired of bullshit is much more tiring than being tired from lack of sleep.

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    MasterOfFuryTw0PennethSardonicTartNIKKIDIAMONDS80zorgodmarcia_beesuperdadatron__mahatmatweeter
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    SardonicTarthsmith6914NIKKIDIAMONDS80marcia_beesuperdadatron__thisislizzmeemeebeeNa_Na_34
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't star/rt people because they are pro members, I do it cause they deserve it or show love.

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    Tw0Penneth_magicbird_SardonicTart_Bad_Karmafindmydollsmarcia_beeXstcherSyedaAliyaHasan
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    SardonicTart_Bad_Karmamarcia_beeSyedaAliyaHasansuperdadatron__smurfetteBSeiYoung83SlipperySecret
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People that use E-Cigs are the new people that wear Axe body spray and Tap-Out shirts.

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    zorgodmarcia_beehotel_foxtrotabhorrent_wifesuperdadatron__jamitupinJulieFroolieInkedUpKidder
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    CadaverAGoGomarcia_beeMargo_Zipfccccscsuperdadatron__InkedUpKiddermisssugarquotedheather_h96
    InnocentMarina6
@DrFapFap

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