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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I wish I loved anything as much as assholes on Facebook loved taking quizzes.

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    _notyourmom_themollyhausmcibtytrixiebellbellSchantzlawfairy__unicornetBITSashleynkellem
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    plasticwritingJustCallMeC_HelloOElaineSchantzlaw69shadesoftaarlvvzzcaseyspiveyMonicann86
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

    • 1,467
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    BandersnaaatchSweetShine76Emmyloubellsfairy__unicornshrlyujstWillie1derfulSonicBanjoThatsMyBush
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    • RETWEETS
    SweetShine76EmmyloubellsshrlyujstWillie1derfulSonicBanjoThatsMyBushFallNMpathAngelVyxri
    MrRottenFaceYour_Boy_DylanCelebrityChezjazbeebz
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Real books > electronic books.

    • 48
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    Ad_Girlypeb671superdadatroncelyne_525JanineEnnabrianbowman73QueefTornadonancy_yogapants__
    • 30
    • RETWEETS
    vendetti42peb671superdadatronshucksmaisJanineEnnaQueefTornadosmurfetteBmrbuster60
    smurfetteBInnocentMarina6
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People who have kicked a drug addiction are stronger than those that never started. Don't be a judgy prick.

    • 42
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    sass_n_assericONEderfulohreyloQueefTornadotchasetweetscdschroeder24JeezyOceansJay_FrickinLynn
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    QueefTornadoJay_FrickinLynntequilasaltlifeVN_RubenlucidchemistryrankingTweetssmurfetteBBhuda_Sbu4real
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Ever have one of those days where you feel like your dick is getting smaller?

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    NicoleroxxumyfilterbrokesuperdadatronericONEderfulwalsh8174brianbowman73QueefTornadoDefinitiveDavid
    • 12
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    superdadatronwalsh8174QueefTornadoDefinitiveDavidSchantzlawVanillaMILF______squirrel74wkgnSeiYoung83
    SeiYoung83
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I'm pretty sure this Taco Bell burrito just gave me crabs.

    • 34
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    Nicoleroxxusuperdadatroncaity_quinnericONEderfulQueefTornadoclintgilneecie67PaleCreeper
    • 13
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    superdadatronQueefTornadoSchantzlawJuicedballsjennyhasadogJay_FrickinLynnSassafrantzsmurfetteB
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Girls that show your tits, good job. Keep it up.

    Girls that don’t show your tits, we got some work to do.

    • 40
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    QueefTornadosassybritches5rustygunterclintgilBmadjanovichSchantzlawmak718revenge_tanukis
    • 24
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    aagejaaoQueefTornadosassybritches5_GucciDelReyBmadjanovichSchantzlawdaisysunshine90VanillaMILF______
    drugsandboners
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Date night with the wife tonight. Will be nice to argue and fight in public for a change.

    • 435
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    BandersnaaatchlazydoxygoopstainBricScottApostasyPandaXoolunNATETELLAHelpImAlive95
    • 204
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    lazydoxystacywawa1Xoolundwc13CanuckRedneckQueefTornadoRiggs69MurtaughCherBear162
    smurfetteBJoshuaHvr
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Girl that use the word ‘bro’, stop that shit. That’s our word. We don’t use your words, like 'cooking' and 'cleaning'.

    • 556
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    0hJulietteTTruemanThatsMyBushlazydoxygoopstainstacywawa1ericaj1721BricScott
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    ThatsMyBushlazydoxymuse_me_againclose_cXoolunbuchandarrjg8123withanewname
    brookeivya_olivia4212
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I yell, I'm being mean. I remain quite and calm, I'm still being mean.

    This is how arguments go when you're married.

    • 48
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    RevReeeNicoleroxxuckretmsagesuperdadatronericaj1721JanineEnnaiGreenMonkQueefTornado
    • 22
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    superdadatronQueefTornadoJay_FrickinLynnCheetoe4InsouciantMemeemeebeeJulieSnarkSondraDeeMe
    HatesNiceThings
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If satan wore a coat, it would be one of those puffy bubble coats.

    • 28
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    OLDIRTYDIAPERmissymack1FredLamontsmurfetteBemsykaytequilasaltlifeRachelnoiseDriftLight
    • 13
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    FredLamontsmurfetteBtequilasaltlifePeskySTLChicJay_FrickinLynnbighotnfury2012Dan_the_ButcherJDHathaway
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Nice skull ring, dude. What are you, a fucking sorcerer or something?

    • 53
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    ericaj1721caveman_mmHypercraxycrazylikeanoxMyIRLDiaryHumorParasitethisismycumfaceDaddy_dougie
    • 29
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    caveman_mmAllanLawrenceSunnySideUp1987HumorParasiteDaddy_dougieViolent2Dope304SondraDeeMeAlli1065
    superdadatron
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twitter looks boring from the outside, but once your inside, its like fucking Narnia.

    • 265
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    goopstainApostasyPandaXoolunleikubmilehighocdNURGLEAVEST5cbme69dszippit
    • 156
    • RETWEETS
    stacywawa1XoolunitsnisayoNURGLEAVEST5cbme69click4amandaSoWeirditsCoolJaneSays___
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Q: How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

    A: He farts.

    • 295
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    goopstainstacywawa1BricScottBrailleproBig_Dawg___bobw1oBraveSirMartinKingOfAllMetal
    • 157
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    bobw1oXoolunCourtneySterbzNURGLEAVEST5cbme69codywienersJaneSays___IAmKashWah
    MagillicuttyMac
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    As anyone actually even seen a ginger up close and in person?? I'm not denying their existence, merely questioning it.

    • 21
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    OLDIRTYDIAPERSchantzlawADV4U1Pulse_NYCNicoleroxxusuperdadatronPujaPussoirElephart
    • 5
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    Pulse_NYCsuperdadatronredheadtartInnocentMarina6Avatar_unknown_48
    InnocentMarina6redheadtart
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Nothing confuses me more than an inspiration tweeter with a tit AVI.

    • 72
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    ericaj1721MsPametnicaJay_FrickinLynnRIPAbigailalldrolledupcraigdexheimerIfuckedtheteachDeadLioness
    • 42
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    Jay_FrickinLynnalldrolledupDeadLionessDaddy_dougiefriend_jen73l0hmeqwertyingTnucTew
    JuicedballsMrRottenFace
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If you’re given the task of taking the group photo then congrats, you’re the ugly one.

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    goopstainstacywawa1NURGLEAVEST5cbme69dszippitSoWeirditsCool324D21JaneSays___
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    Xoolunitsnisayocbme69dszippitmostafa_baydounSavageAphroditeJaneSays___IAmKashWah
    joseejojojo
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Fuck you.

    *subtweets the entire planet

    • 67
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    azraelwritesJay_FrickinLynnalldrolledupMrJack5150anarchicwolfDaddy_dougieOLDIRTYDIAPERsmurfetteB
    • 38
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    Jay_FrickinLynnanarchicwolfDaddy_dougiesir_dazzaBackBayBubblymarcia_beemazro87KizerBillhelm
    meemeebee
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If a girl pulls out a knife on you during a fight, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

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    goopstainstacywawa1knifemountainXooluncbme69JaneSays___IAmKashWahdeviantstranger
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    Xoolunjtrainishotcbme69deviantstranger__iCE_CREAM__Rafz_12sharkies3intellectASH
    daniel_shaw
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Masturbation Monday, Truthful Tuesday, Hump Day, Throwback Thursday, #FF Friday, Weekend Twitter.

    Enjoy your stay on Twitter.

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    qwertyingKizerBillhelmfuck_yer_motherJay_FrickinLynnnancy_yogapants__MalocallidusCheetoe4SaraESpivey
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    Jay_FrickinLynnCheetoe4denisealondrakelseeeyxo0ClearCipherVN_Rubenbrookeivy
    brookeivy
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