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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    *Throws down American flag.

    *Picks up Canadian flag.

    Holla!!

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You know you're old when people don't understand a Zima joke.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I hit that fork in the road so much I might as well set up a tent and camp out.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Think of a number between 1 and 20
    Double it
    Multiply by 3
    Add 10
    Subtract your original number
    Close your eyes
    Fucking dark, isn’t it?

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    1) Does your bf/gf prefer OJ with pulp?
    2) Do they prefer single ply tp?

    If yes to both questions, then you are dating Lucifer.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.

    So...41 is the limit fellas.

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      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Remember back in the day when a bully got the fuck beat out of them and the person getting bullied didn’t commit suicide? Good times.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If a girl pulls out a knife on you during a fight, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Sometimes you just need a hug. And a blowjob. And seven hundred thousand dollars.

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      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Show me the barrel of your shotgun so I know the love is real.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Jerking off in my wife's hair while she's sleeping is about as adventurous as I get nowadays.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I have no idea what the hell I'm doing and that's ok.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Over-parenting is still parenting. Beats the fuck out of under-parenting.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Atheists try to get Christians to convert while Christian try to convert atheists. Im sitting here thinking we all jerk off to the same porn

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Monday Twitter is just weekend Twitters sloppy seconds.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't care what size or color you are. If you are a human being and not an asshole, I like you.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You're a nobody unless you have a secret passageway/room in your house. Just another schmuck.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I bet some Barry Manilow sounds dope as shit with those larger than life headphones.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    The world needs more cats and dogs and less humans.

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