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  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Apparently a guy in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping.

    So...41 is the limit fellas.

    • 757
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    BlondAmbitionTODJAstrocreepmshoneyb69MisterMe300guy_uselessbeersudsSteveKoehler22canoehead_
    • 426
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    mshoneyb69MisterMe300SteveKoehler22iNewBladeDieselIsDumbritchydoesitshaftofbreadtalikmadik
    RykWestonQckhd__
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Remember back in the day when a bully got the fuck beat out of them and the person getting bullied didn’t commit suicide? Good times.

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    dreadnaught69Pee_And_GigglesPointUnclearford_princess22TattleTSisterkathybotteasahighwifeUberdead
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    Pee_And_GigglesPointUnclearTattleTSisterquietlybiasedVicFuture__clowndrohollywood_95_69InnocentMarina6
    quietlybiased
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    If a girl pulls out a knife on you during a fight, pull out some bread & mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

    • 386
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    Ms_WhateverVLostGirl2323Ackienotforyourage_chaosQuietmonkey77Miss_Kris85i_wasnt_lookingStaceyShortcake
    • 326
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    LostGirl2323Itdidntwerkwonderwomenmrage_chaosMiss_Kris85i_wasnt_lookingdreadnaught69Pee_And_Giggles
    BillArrundaledaniel_shaw
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Sometimes you just need a hug. And a blowjob. And seven hundred thousand dollars.

    • 1,041
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    motionjessBlondAmbitionTOMs_WhateverVlarryirvine44rb270978MarieMaia_OrignalceQueenTwor76
    • 684
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    motionjessBerre1968OrignalceQueenTwor76gypsygyreLostGirl2323ZeosKailasJolie_Peche
    J_Illunninatiweb_supergirl
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Show me the barrel of your shotgun so I know the love is real.

    • 17
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    Pee_And_GigglesTattleTSisterkathybotteasnovicefatherrealHamOnWryDallianceDemuresmurfetteBNichollsTerence
    • 5
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    TattleTSisterChrisfromHBSADinostampedeNotoriousBeepAvatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Jerking off in my wife's hair while she's sleeping is about as adventurous as I get nowadays.

    • 203
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    theflashisbeaJolie_PecheCrooow1Triddy243Inferno_SpiceTattleTSistercomedynmeTRBLmakerJBS
    • 74
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    Jolie_PecheInferno_SpicePee_And_GigglesTattleTSisterMajorboobagehistwaddlequietlybiasedPshizz45
    JohnBechard
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I have no idea what the hell I'm doing and that's ok.

    • 33
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    • 17
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    Vol_lllSeiYoung83EspindolAnaliaChambersFineArtsmurfetteBTayJeff5NichollsTerencejoleneaflower
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Over-parenting is still parenting. Beats the fuck out of under-parenting.

    • 35
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    Sara_C_NoonieeliquidnoshToxicProbablyTeaBeaPeaOrignalceQueenjcsh_claireBlaineKyloribuckmajor
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    Sirena617OrignalceQueenBlaineKynorthcountry316kathybotteaszokobaby__thejacquiofusedude
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Atheists try to get Christians to convert while Christian try to convert atheists. Im sitting here thinking we all jerk off to the same porn

    • 15
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    Bros_anaTattleTSisterkathybotteassilent_musingsplumburrealHamOnWrythe_anastasiaTheMichaelRock
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    TattleTSisterplumburStinson_DesiAlexvanBeekOneTheyCallJay__AlexandriaSweet
    AlexvanBeek
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Monday Twitter is just weekend Twitters sloppy seconds.

    • 21
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    kathybotteashitgirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBmkesquire__SarahDyerxoxSchantzlaw__DearAuntAbby
    • 7
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    hitgirl516SaertjeMirrorsmurfetteBSchantzlaw__SullaBlackPmkd4228__Avatar_unknown_48
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't care what size or color you are. If you are a human being and not an asshole, I like you.

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    • 39
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    jrza84unforeseenwordsmeemeebeesmurfetteBlaurajennyjojkstillsOrangeDogsMomakaCorbinDallas
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    You're a nobody unless you have a secret passageway/room in your house. Just another schmuck.

    • 16
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    meemeebeeMasterOfFuryTw0PennethSteelCityDawnthatstingseahmothSqueakyFrecklesfsuflores
    • 4
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    fsufloreslasergirl70smurfetteBLDJ666
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I bet some Barry Manilow sounds dope as shit with those larger than life headphones.

    • 30
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    kathybotteasmeemeebeeJaneLikesCatsMasterOfFuryTw0PennethclassickrispyMorethanamazing__WebbPaganfinger
    • 11
    • RETWEETS
    MasterOfFurySkinnieTallsmarcia_beesuperdadatron__CruisinSoozansmurfetteBFormyGia__financecharge
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Twerking and Selfie have been added to the oxford dictionary.
    Future and Optimism have been removed.

    • 2,079
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    JLazySAnguseeeiluPobermeierKatie_OSU_AndresHarwiczCarolinaPsychotradjazzcatjoantcolton
    • 2,032
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    DumbAliasMr_Unknown2u______Your_Boy_DylanCelebrityChezjazbeebz
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    The world needs more cats and dogs and less humans.

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    • 19
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    micheleryan1AmazonKittyBear__quita_bunniesmarcia_beeEngelaaaaaasup_Sammie__superdadatron__Nicster_
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Dear people that run out of gas while driving: how the fuck??

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    super8kenyaRuffbintabeefman138FamilyRamblingsdellen01Momtoteenskalkevunforeseenwords
    • 53
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    beefman138MomtoteenskalkevunforeseenwordsMasterOfFuryjessecarlson23li4mst3w4rt68suziQ
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    This is the true story of millions of people joining Twitter to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.

    • 46
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    NaveenAbridged__nakedlaughingBridgetMamacitaKimKardashsToeMasterOfFuryTw0Pennethmicheleryan1mtnmamaste
    • 24
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    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    Being tired of bullshit is much more tiring than being tired from lack of sleep.

    • 31
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    • 22
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    SardonicTartthisnaughtygirlNIKKIDIAMONDS80marcia_beesuperdadatron__thisislizzmeemeebeeNa_Na_34
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    I don't star/rt people because they are pro members, I do it cause they deserve it or show love.

    • 23
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    Tw0Penneth_magicbird_SardonicTart_Bad_Karmafindmydollsmarcia_beeXstcherSyedaAliyaHasan
    • 12
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    SardonicTart_Bad_Karmamarcia_beeSyedaAliyaHasansuperdadatron__smurfetteBSeiYoung83SlipperySecret
    smurfetteB
  • DrFapFap
      Blacklisted @DrFapFap

    People that use E-Cigs are the new people that wear Axe body spray and Tap-Out shirts.

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    zorgodmarcia_beehotel_foxtrotabhorrent_wifesuperdadatron__jamitupinJulieFroolieInkedUpKidder
    • 19
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    InnocentMarina6
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