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Everyone's off getting pregnant and I'm just sitting here masturbating
My favorite team is the one that is winning by the 7th inning
More people need to listen to spoken word poems. They rule.
I HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON WITH HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA AND IT'S MAKING ME FEEL OLD AS SHIT.
If someone like me can have a girlfriend, there is hope for you.
I'm convinced that if there is a hell, country radio station ads are all that plays on the speakers.
You should look up to Jay Z because he looks like a camel but he still married Beyonce.
This generation's Morgan Spurlock, but I don't admit defeat.