Naughty but nice.... @holmygirl @allforandrea @bentalice @twinskeedoodle @martina459

A special hello to my North American friends. I admire your stamina

Mothers all over the world. You are great. We wouldn't be here without you #happymothersday

My favourite word today is......linger

@drunkenrummy @dauneyk @mmjblair @dreamexplosive @kissesdeep @nuclearblonde77 you're welcome

I was awake before doggy alarm clock today. Didn't wake him up though

@ryaninco congrats. I just hit 60 followers. Think yours must be bigger than mine

“@earth_pics: Google Street view makes half a cat. pic.twitter.com/UV2AW0KWu9” ....weird

@lafuzzynoir actually you do....my arse....sorry ass has been sued.....

In the 60s people wanted their 15 minutes of fame....now they want 250 retweets

"I don't believe we've had the pleasure" is a phrase that deserves more use

My favourite word for today is......bohemian

Around the world in 80 tweets....if you RT this message, I'll report back how far my tweet has travelled. K ? :-)

<----- my sound clip would be silent of course....cos I'm a Ninja Mojo Dr ;-)

My favourite word for today is......yearning

@ryaninco God no! Not every night you fool ;-)

Good luck to all parents & students waiting for A level results today

@mmjblair cool beans :-)

I think my avi looks a bit like @ryaninco ;-)

So I meet my nemesis today. It's a good job we're not fighting to the death, otherwise I'd have to say "goodbye" to you all now