I think it would be hilarious if we did have a white history month and devoted it entirely historical atrocities committed by white people.

@rare_basement dude born under rude numbers does insane thing for caffine drink, the internet has its messiah

The idea of passive-aggressively eating chicken as a way of "sticking it to the faggots" is so bizarre to me.

Here's something that was made by a human being, without any irony at all. http://t.co/gKfffYKY #NotParody #Real #wow

I imagine "BRUCE DACKLER" being yelled in much the same way as "STEVE HOLT".

@guccidointhings Gucci Mane contemplating whether meaningfully consensual heterosexual intercourse can occur in a patriarchal society.

A lonely person tweeting about how their homeless maid is a bitch just so @brendlewhat will retweet them and confirm they exist. :'(

THE ANGRY SHOGUNATE COMMANDER SAYS YOU'RE AN UNSHEATHED SWORD MIFUNE BUT DAMN IT YOU GET RESULTS.

@guccidointhings Gucci Mane starting a rumor about his own death on twitter just to see if anyone will pay attention.

@sushi_goat I used to think sexism and racism were mostly over then I spent one second looking at the internet and now I don't think that

.@idfspokesperson The goal of Operation Pillar of Defense was to end Operation Pillar of Defense?

@guccidointhings Gucci Mane shall stunt on the beaches, stunt on the landing grounds, shall stunt in the fields and in the streets.

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle, Charlie Brown.

DID YOU KNOW: In the original Bram Stoker novel, the eponymous Count never once uses his now-famous catchphrase "Drac-u-later".

@rare_basement If men abuse you, then those ARE abusive men, they've just been faking like they're not.

@rare_basement BRUCE DACKLER HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

Flip by Fox News. Four hot blondes are laughing hysterically, headline at the bottom reads FOUR KILLED IN VEHICULAR HOMICIDE

Rick Perry's facebook page yesterday. http://t.co/AOY74FCo (Almost typed it as "yestergay" which is awesome.)

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A loving partner of the same gender RT @chickfila Fill in the blank & RT: A Chick-fil-A meal isnt complete without _____.