@rare_basement dude born under rude numbers does insane thing for caffine drink, the internet has its messiah

I imagine "BRUCE DACKLER" being yelled in much the same way as "STEVE HOLT".

The idea of passive-aggressively eating chicken as a way of "sticking it to the faggots" is so bizarre to me.

I think it would be hilarious if we did have a white history month and devoted it entirely historical atrocities committed by white people.

A lonely person tweeting about how their homeless maid is a bitch just so @brendlewhat will retweet them and confirm they exist. :'(

@rare_basement If men abuse you, then those ARE abusive men, they've just been faking like they're not.

@rare_basement BRUCE DACKLER HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE

@sushi_goat I used to think sexism and racism were mostly over then I spent one second looking at the internet and now I don't think that

@guccidointhings Gucci Mane shall stunt on the beaches, stunt on the landing grounds, shall stunt in the fields and in the streets.

.@idfspokesperson The goal of Operation Pillar of Defense was to end Operation Pillar of Defense?

@guccidointhings Gucci Mane contemplating whether meaningfully consensual heterosexual intercourse can occur in a patriarchal society.

@bro_pair Eli's priorities seem a little "scrambled". He really should take it "over easy". You might even say he's an "egg". He egg.

Hey Boston: how do you guys keep cops from shooting you during a manhunt do you all have magic amulets or something Sincerely Rick from LA

Can't we go back to the Cruise ships covered in poo that was fun I miss that

The following is the full text of a Word document saved to my computer:
Samuel L. Jackson
British friend
Quadruple shotgun murder
Space Jam

This makes me so happy you have no idea  http://25.media.tumblr.com/9595294f49a5c48bd756c7dfa1c63ebd/tumblr_mjz194FDer1qggwnvo1_500.jpg …

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THE ANGRY SHOGUNATE COMMANDER SAYS YOU'RE AN UNSHEATHED SWORD MIFUNE BUT DAMN IT YOU GET RESULTS.

Here's something that was made by a human being, without any irony at all. http://t.co/gKfffYKY #NotParody #Real #wow

OH GOD IT'S BEES #BadPromThemes #ohgoditsbees