That's the kind of tweet you hold off on until midnight.

smh that Benedict Cumberbatch isn't the leader of a merry band of ragamuffins calling themselves the Benedict Cumberbunch.

@hitlerpuncher @dierobinsondie Predator is a subversion of what Commando plays straight, both are vital.

@franzferdinand2 @jdkrach  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLVAz-Jczg …

@jodamico1 The dumbest, most vapid movies are always the ones that set aside a little bit to go "OKAY WE'RE DOING PHILOSOPHY NOW, T/O"

@thekarlapacheco @kenlowery @kalebhorton I'm a football running back and also  http://www.dreammen.co.uk/male-strippers/richard-kane.html …

Kanye should have gone all the way and had his giant building face go all Pac-Man on the Tupac hologram.

@mcgee_gorgo My political convictions are basically "I want to see some glass hit the fucking floor".

For the record I think a return to some good old-fashioned Nixon-era disillusionment can only be a good thing.

@kept_simple Wanna know a secret? I get all my internet online. It's my way of sticking it to the man.

Seriously if you don't watch A SEPARATION I'm cutting you out of my life entirely, sorry.

@kalebhorton Kalebest tweet, and it didn't even mention B*********d.

JESUS THERE'S A NEW ASHGAR FARHADI WHY AM I NOT AT CANNES RIGHT NOW #IRANIANCINEMA4LYFE

#ObamaCareInThreeWords spring break forever

@kenlowery Imagine telling yourself just ten years ago that technology would lead to creation of a Nazi pony subculture.

all those are real

The Economist on how Thatcher saved England. The Economist on how cars companies saved the environment. The Economist on Zack Braff saved ki

@kept_simple I just say the word "dude" in a friendly but condescending way, it always works. #millenial #worstgeneration

@bro_pair Eli's priorities seem a little "scrambled". He really should take it "over easy". You might even say he's an "egg". He egg.

@hitlerpuncher @jason1749 I'm satisfied with it so far except it's maybe the most inaccessible set since Kaufman read MOBY DICK.