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I'm writing an exam, not watching #debate. Let me guess. Your candidate make sense, the other guy is full of shit.
Girls, don't get any ideas from that #sciencegirlthing video. Wear a mini-skirt & high heels - I'll send you home to change #safetyfirst :P
Student: "That's totally unfair!" Me: "No, the bombing occurring in Syria is unfair. Your grade is exactly what you earned."
I just ingested ~1000 chemicals in a convenient mix called 'coffee' and I feel tip-top! #chemicalschangeus
Great post from @docfreeride -> On the apparent horrors of requiring high school students to take chemistry http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/doing-good-science/2012/10/16/on-the-apparent-horrors-of-requiring-high-school-students-to-take-chemistry/ …
Student: "Is there a place where I can get books for free?" Me: "Turn around, walk 50 ft, enter building." Student: "OMG! The library!"
Know what's a bad word? 'Unemployed'. So, Michigan GOP, why don't you do something about creating jobs? One last thing - #VAGINA
Next term, no syllabus. Instead, press release: "Attending lecture and completing assignments required to pass class, scientist says"
IDEA! To be on the House Committee on Science, Space & Technology, Reps have to pass gen chem, gen bio, gen physics & gen math test
Analytical chemist on the Left Coast. Equal parts sarcasm & silliness. My tweets are personal, not professional.