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They probably just keep calling her "Little Debbie" 'cause "Old Ass Racist Debbie" wouldn't sell as many Swiss rolls.
I'm the Carl Jung of not wanting to hear about your dream.
shut up eminem nobody likes u anymore you whiny bitch
be a kill yourself for halloween
Russian cosmonaut sent back in time to get more barrels of drakkar noir.
RT if you don't follow me
I like the cut of your jibberish
take me down to the very last city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
I'm gonna downward facing dog you to death.
Every cat has a French accent.
Jeff Goldblum is not the drummer for Gwar
No I don't want to see your ultrasound picture. I do not want to see a picture of the inside of your vagina.
fuckin yogurt sippin butt toucher
*Professor McGonagall places the Sorting Hat on my head* "CRIP!!!" *I c walk up outta that bitch*
I want to learn mo about jellyfish
You can get pregnant from any type of sex. You don't want babies shooting out your mouth do you? - future sex talk with daughter
I'm the guy that shows up at the party an hour early w/a sixer of O'Douls and Connect Four... I fuck your sister later, though.
YOKO ONO LIVES ON #YOLO
my urine is a nice healthy red
To let understanding stop at what cannot be understood is a high attainment. Those who cannot do it will be destroyed on the lathe of heaven.