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White nigga next to me has more hair on his knuckles than on the top of his head. Life don't give a fuck about your dreams.
Easiest way to tell if a grown man has given up on life is by looking to see if his sweatpants have pockets or not.
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Best write up on Patrice O'Neal I ever read RT @jeauxalejandro The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of http://nymag.com/news/features/patrice-oneal-2012-5/ … …
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