@Drea_Taylor's (Andrea Taylor ) most faved Tweets...
If throat lozenges were johns, I'd have totally banked today.
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RiCEslimbo
I hate going to Weight Watchers on days when I haven't had a BM. I never know what to say to the scale police when they question my plateau.
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RiCEslimbo
The Lord works in mysterious ways and so does last night's burrito supremo.
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popcultini
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been 7 days since my last tweet.
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popcultini
Two in the bush is mightier than the sword #clichemashups
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popcultini
I have 4 children under 10 and it's too cold to kick them outside and too early to start drinking. Curses.
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RiCEslimbo
WARNING: if you take business calls in public washrooms, do not stand up till call is completed. Only 1 thing sounds like automated flushing
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RiCEslimbo
I have mastered the art of binge but fail miserably at the purge.
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RiCEslimbo
If #Levitra gives you an erection that lasts 4 hours, do NOT call your DR. per the commercial, call me.
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RiCEslimbo
now Facebook for BB is not working. What's next? locusts?
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popcultini
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