Margaret Thatcher represented poverty, inequality, corporate tyranny and greed. We don't have to pretend otherwise just because she's dead.

A Cadbury's chocolate penis for Wayne Bridge's girlfriend. oh no actually, she prefers Terry's. #BBCSporfFootballerXmasPresent

1. Chelsea (£842m) - 3 titles
2. Man City (£704m) - 1 title
3. Liverpool (£602m) - 0 title
4. Man United (£532m) - 13 titles #Spending

RIP Hugo Chavez, one of the few leaders brave enough to stand up to the US corporate imperialism that is so ruining the world. #Chavez

RVP has gone 594 minutes without a goal for United, yet United have won their last 7 games.

So much for United being a "one-man team".

Prince Harry's boasting having murdered some poorly equipped, poorly trained, hopelessly outnumbered Afghans in their own country. #WarHero

So Hugo #Chavez had the "novel" idea of using Venezuelan oil wealth for the good of the Venezuelan people. Wow, what an extremist looney.

The world is £4 trillion in debt.

Just exactly which planet do we owe it to?

Sick of having AAA, ABB, AAB and A-Levels trending? Switch your trend location to East London and have EFF, U and Cycling Proficiency Badge.

QPR 3-2 Liverpool. £70m for Carroll, Downing and Henderson? I'd rather walk alone.

Two interesting facts about me:-

1) My knob is the same length as 2 Argos pens.

2) I'm banned from Argos.

Suarez: "I don't want my daughter hearing bad things about her father".

Stop doing bad things then. #Biting #Racism #Diving #Cheating

Why praise Thatcher for having principles? Adolf Hitler had principles, the 7/7 bombers had principles. What if they're bad principles?

A monetary system that allows 1% of people own 40% of the world's wealth doesn't need regulating, it needs replacing.

Britain to extradite Assange having previously refused to extradite Pinochet. One rule for whistleblowers, another for war criminals. #Wrong

Just had my 1st dump since all this horse meat in the burgers scandal. It was good to firm, soft in places.

The Bank of England estimates that the total cost of bailing out the financial system was £1.3tr, more than 10 times the entire NHS budget.

In the last few years HMRC spent £0.63m on publicity tackling high-end tax evasion, compared to £17.5m on publicity tackling benefit fraud.

Suarez would have bitten Frank Lampard but he's watching his cholesterol.

That's the only taste of Champions League success Suarez will ever have at Liverpool.